I was stunned.
This guy's in trouble!
Suddenly, a thought struck me, and I burst out laughing!
Karma, karma!
This is a side effect of the ring!!
Suddenly I remembered something and shouted, "Yan Di! Yan Di!"
"What are you yelling about! Your Yan Di went back to make us breakfast!" A-Mei crossed her arms and looked at me coldly: "How can you be like this? Someone was robbed and seriously injured, and you're still laughing! How can you have no compassion!"
"Alright, enough talk! Hurry up! Bring me those two boxes! Quickly, quickly!"
Amei seemed a little reluctant, but she still walked to the cabinet and took out the two boxes inside.
I picked up the box containing the ring and looked at it carefully before realizing that the bottom layer of the ring could be removed!
It was actually quite obvious, but after I found out the ring had been stolen, I was so flustered that I didn't notice it until now.
I opened the lower compartment and finally found what I was looking for!
I couldn't help but burst into laughter three times, then yelled, "Damn it! I'm such a pig-head! A pig-head!!"
A ring? The most expensive ring?
Damn it! I don't want it anymore!
Whoever gets that stuff is doomed! Even if you win five million, what then? You still suffer the backlash from the side effects, right?
Pshaw, what's the key point...?
Didn't Raymond say it last time? The key is the measuring instrument!!
Without a measuring device, this so-called luck ring is nothing but a bad luck ring!
A measuring instrument is essential for proper use!
I stared into the hidden compartment of the box, and there it was—the thing I had been dreaming of!
A syringe-sized tube with graduations, shaped somewhat like a thermometer magnified many times, but the liquid inside has four columns!
Red, orange, yellow, and green!
I was so excited that I couldn't help but ask my little miser to find my wallet again, and he pulled out my "trial product" ring.
Haha! I've struck it rich! I've struck it rich!
From that moment on, I became rich!
I don't want that expensive ring!
Although what I have in my hand is a sample ring, as long as I have a measuring device!
When combined, it becomes a "complete product"!
Seeing the almost manic smile on my face, Amei looked worried. I glanced up at her and said seriously, "Amei, you keep watch outside for me! Don't let anyone in! Absolutely not! I have something important to do!"
Ah Mei paused for a moment, then suddenly said something...
These words, once they reached my ears, instantly shattered my initial excitement...
I almost vomited blood!!!
"Huh? Chen Yang...you haven't been close to a woman for a long time...and you want to masturbate alone in your room, right?"
Damn it...
Book 1, A Man in the Martial World, Helpless in His Own Way, Chapter 58: Illusion! It must be an illusion!
I spent a lot of time studying this measuring instrument carefully.
I have to be extra careful! After all, I've experienced firsthand the good luck a ring brings me... and the bad luck that comes with improper use! So I've decided that I absolutely cannot act rashly before using the ring this time! I must first fully understand how to use the measuring tool! I must try my best to avoid any possible mistakes!
There was a laptop on the bedside table in the room, which Yan Di had brought from home a couple of days ago. I turned it on and connected to the internet. I logged onto the website about rings that I had visited before… In fact, I had been browsing this website quite often these past few days when I had nothing to do, trying to figure out something from it.
Based on what I currently know, it is clear that the measuring instrument is crucial.
The ring itself acts like an amplifier, significantly increasing my brain's sensitivity to luck. However, the measuring device helps me determine which activities align with the principles of luck and avoid negative side effects.
First, I need to determine which type of luck element I have the strongest.
I now know that luck is divided into four elements: red, orange, yellow, and green. Red represents wealth, orange represents romantic luck, yellow represents longevity, and green represents career luck. (See Chapter 16 for details). However, everyone's innate brain structure is different, and the degree of brain development varies, so the person is most sensitive to which element they receive most.
Therefore, it's necessary to use a measuring device to measure the person wearing the ring first, to see which type of luck they have the strongest.
I carefully read the text on the computer screen again, took out the measuring instrument, and pinched it carefully.
There is a small button on one end of the measuring device. I pressed it gently. It is a zeroing device. As soon as I pressed it, the four colors on the liquid column quickly faded and all returned to "0" degrees!
Then I held the measuring instrument in my right hand, my palm completely enveloping the metal handle at one end, and squeezed it tightly...
As I stared intently at the four colored liquid columns on the measuring device... a minute later, the liquid columns began to change!
First, the orange liquid column slowly increased, the scale gradually rising from 0 to 15, and then continued to climb...
Orange, good luck in love?
I'm a little depressed. Am I just really lucky in love?
Fortunately, the red liquid column representing wealth also started to move, even faster than the orange one! In no time, it was level with the orange column! Then the green column representing career luck and the yellow column representing longevity slowly began to move...
I breathed a sigh of relief, but my heart pounded with increasing nervousness, and a faint sense of anticipation lingered within me...
Finally, after five minutes, all the markings stopped and stopped increasing.
I picked up the measuring instrument, held it up, and carefully examined the scale markings where the liquid column had stopped...
"Wealth luck 90, Romantic luck 96, Career luck 93, Longevity luck 91..."
I muttered to myself, then quickly pulled up a table on the website and compared the data recorded there with my own measurement results... and then, I froze!
"No way? Could it be that I possess the legendary aura of a king?" I gasped!
The screen clearly states: All scales are set to 100. A score above 60 is grade C, above 70 is grade B, above 80 is grade A, and above 90 is grade S!
For the average person, achieving an A-level or higher in any one area is considered good, while those with an S-level in any area are very successful! This is because the average person's brain development typically focuses on only one specific element. Those exceptionally gifted individuals who are sensitive to all four elements are as rare as finding a virgin in Japan…
But that's me! All four of my luck indicators are above 90!!
4S! Four S-class ratings!
According to the description on the webpage, such a person is practically a freak! What would happen if someone had an S-level in all four categories?
It's very simple: "Successful career, numerous lovers, constant romantic encounters, good health and longevity, and super rich..."
Honestly, I was terrified!
From childhood to adulthood, apart from consistently getting high scores in physical education exams, no one has ever told me that I am a genius in any particular field!
And now someone suddenly tells me: You are actually a super awesome monster!
What does this feel like?
To be honest, I was a little dumbfounded for a moment, and even couldn't help but think: Should I try to see if I can exude the aura of a king?
I was quite pleased with myself for a while, but after I slowly came to my senses, I quickly looked at the second important thing:
The activity cycle of external luck elements.
In other words, even if your brain is well-developed and highly sensitive to all four elements, it still depends on whether there are any lucky elements in the air for you to absorb!
It's important to know that the elements in the air that determine luck are red, orange, yellow, and green, and these elements change daily! Due to the Earth's rotation and revolution, differences in location, gravity, tides, climate, and even temperature, various external factors cause these daily variations. Sometimes, the element of wealth is active in the air; other times, other elements are more active…
Well, it all depends on the individual's character!
The second function of the measuring device is to measure the luck element index in the air each day to see which activity is suitable for that day...
After carefully studying the instructions on the website, I have concluded that the most correct way to use a ring is as follows:
For example, if the measurement shows I'm destined for great wealth today, then I should buy a lottery ticket... It's important to note that I shouldn't wear my ring beforehand. Instead, I should wear it when I buy the ticket, and take it off afterward!
This approach can prevent unknowingly causing side effects...
Because, if you wear a ring out... and happen to run into a beautiful woman on the street, and accidentally glance at her a few times... and because my own brain development shows an S-level level of romantic luck, making me particularly prone to attracting romantic attention! If this happens, then you're doomed! Your normally progressing financial luck will accidentally trigger romantic luck... and what follows, obviously, will be terrible side effects!
Now I finally understand why I've been experiencing a string of good and bad luck lately!
Because my luck attribute value is far higher than that of ordinary people!
To be more specific: if someone's base fortune attribute is only C or B, even if they wear a ring to buy lottery tickets, they might not win the grand prize. Forcibly boosting their luck won't have much effect because their base attribute value is already low. But I'm different. As a powerful individual with four S-level attributes, I'm particularly prone to triggering lucky events… and one slip-up can lead to a backlash!
I sighed, pressed the zeroing button on the measuring device again, and the various readings on the device slowly returned to normal. Then I placed it on my bedside table and stared at it for a while.
The orange "romance luck index" is slowly climbing.
Hmm, looks like I'm destined for romance again today!
I thought about it and put the ring away, not wearing it on my finger. I don't need it while I'm in the hospital. Once I'm discharged, that'll probably be my time to shine!
Then I was in a great mood and called Ah Mei, who was guarding the door, to come in.
The moment this girl walked in, she stared at me with a strange look in her eyes, something extremely odd about her.
"Hmm...you're done? Do you need me to throw anything away for you? Like tissues or something? Hehe, I didn't realize you took so long. You seem pretty strong..."
It took me a full half minute to realize that this girl was talking about "masturbation".
I froze instantly, then mustered all my strength to squeeze out two words through gritted teeth: "Fuck!"
...
In the evening, Yan Di made me a pot of pigeon soup to nourish my body. I've been eating and sleeping well these past two days, and I feel like I've gained several pounds, which worries me a little. My husband was recently injured and hospitalized, which has greatly affected his health. It seems I'll have to start training hard after I'm discharged this time.
Yan Di held the thermos and fed me soup, while A Mei shamelessly took a bowl of my hospital food and sat next to me, eating while watching TV. She even snatched a pigeon leg from my bowl when Yan Di wasn't looking...
Sigh, this girl is getting more and more audacious.
At that moment, a news report on TV caught my attention again:
"According to our station, this morning in a county in northern part of this province, the police arrested several robbery suspects who were on the run. The suspects were from XXX and had committed multiple crimes in Nanjing, XX, XX, XX, and other places, stealing valuables worth a total of XXXXX. During the arrest, the suspects fiercely resisted arrest. Two police officers were injured in the struggle, and one suspect fell into the Yangtze River on the spot and drowned after being rescued..."
Holy crap!