Wen Qi felt like he was just a roll of toilet paper, something to be used up and then thrown away.
The moment Wen Cheng squatted on the toilet, she felt like the happiest person in the world! So much so that she forgot something very important.
How can you go to the toilet without looking at your phone? Wen Cheng took out her phone and enjoyed watching a collection of the most ridiculous behaviors of our time.
"Pfft!" Wen Cheng laughed in a very perverse way.
Why did you bring me here?
The sound grew louder as it approached. Wen Cheng subdued himself slightly, not wanting outsiders to know he was laughing so happily in the bathroom. Anyone who didn't know better would think he was enjoying himself too much in the bathroom.
"What are you talking about? You seem indifferent, but do you have no idea how I've been suffering every day? So, brother, you don't love me anymore?"
Hmm? Why does that voice sound so familiar? Wen Cheng pricked up her ears.
"Yiyi, that's not what I meant. I meant to say that this place smells awful! Why don't you find a balcony to chat on? If not, I don't need the money to book a private room!"
Wen Cheng lowered her head in shame, her face flushed red.
Who told you to come to the toilet? Don't blame me!
"I, I, I didn't expect it either," Wen Yunyi wanted to say that he really didn't expect Wen Cheng to come to, uh, to use the restroom!
Qin Zhou frowned and tried to pull Wen Yunyi out, but Wen Yunyi became anxious.
Wen Cheng, are you even a man?! Aren't you angry about this?!
Wen Cheng was initially very grateful to Qin Zhou for pulling Wen Yunyi out, but he got so engrossed in watching a silly compilation that he couldn't resist blurting something out just a second before Qin Zhou stepped out of the bathroom.
"Goose! Goose! Goose! Goose! Goose!"
"Who's there? Come out!" Qin Zhou said coldly. It turned out that someone had been eavesdropping in the restroom the whole time and was laughing so brazenly!
Despite the strong smell of ammonia permeating the room, Qin Zhou stopped.
Wen Cheng really wanted to slap herself hard, just to make her laugh! Just to make her laugh!
But now that things have come to this, it would be even more awkward if he didn't go out.
"Gurgle gurgle—!"
After quickly flushing and wiping her bottom, Wen Cheng opened the toilet door with a fake smile.
"What a coincidence, you're here to use the restroom too?"
Upon seeing Wen Cheng, Qin Zhou, who was standing at the door, immediately showed a hint of guilt on his fierce face.
This brief moment also allowed Wen Cheng to get a good look at Qin Zhou. He was tall and large, with features that would be considered quite striking among ordinary people, though not as handsome as Wen Qi. Although he appeared fierce when she first saw him, it didn't detract from his good looks at all.
Wen Yunyi was extremely moved; finally, something happened today that went according to his plan.
Before either of them could react, he suddenly threw himself into Qin Zhou's arms, and the moment his face touched Qin Zhou's suit, he burst into tears.
"Brother, please don't misunderstand. I've fallen in love with him without realizing it. It has nothing to do with him. Please don't be angry with Brother Qin Zhou because of me!"
Qin Zhou was also a little frightened, but seeing Wen Yunyi crying so heartbrokenly while still covering for her, she immediately felt an overwhelming pang of heartache. She pulled Wen Yunyi into her arms and said coldly to Wen Cheng:
"I never intended to be with you. Today's dinner was to break things off with you. I don't like you at all, and besides, this marriage was forced upon me by you! I've always loved Yi Yi. You can make trouble for me if you want, but even if I'm not with Yi Yi anymore, I don't think I'd ever be interested in someone like you. You decide what to do!"
Young people are prone to impulsiveness.
Wen Cheng was too lazy to make a fuss. He thought the two of them looked quite good together; one was willing to drink tea, and the other was willing to be served tea—a perfect match.
However, if he doesn't do something, it seems like his behavior is inconsistent.
Wen Cheng pondered for a moment,
He said, "It's not impossible, but it would have to be at a different price."
Um?
Wen Yunyi was stunned.
I spent the whole day preparing the script, and you couldn't even be bothered to turn to the first page?
Qin Zhou was also stunned.
A new era of buying and selling love?
"Hmph, I thought you cared a lot about this relationship, but you're just a vulgar bumpkin. You want money, huh? Is ten million enough? I bet a month ago you wouldn't have dared to even mention ten million." Qin Zhou spoke insultingly without restraint. If Wen Cheng was still a troublesome person with some backbone in his eyes before, now she had completely degenerated into a fool who only knew about money. Her pretty face had lost all value in Qin Zhou's eyes.
Wen Cheng: That's true.
While making sarcastic remarks, Qin Zhou took out a pen and a check from his pocket, quickly scribbled some money, and handed them to Wen Cheng.
"Don't come in with us. I don't want my mom to misunderstand anything. Yi Yi, let's go." Qin Zhou said, then pulled Wen Yunyi inside.
Wen Yunyi was completely bewildered when he left the restroom. Wen Cheng had no such intention at all, so why did he bring Qin Zhou in? Was he here specifically to deliver a check for ten million?!
"Mua~!" Wen Cheng kissed the check hard. These days, you can get ten million for breaking off an engagement. Should he become a professional scammer?
They specifically target these rich but brainless young masters!
She skipped and hopped out of the restroom.
"Is this the love you cried your eyes out about?" Wen Qi cast a probing glance at Wen Cheng.
Wen Cheng froze, and then he saw Wen Qi leaning against the door looking at him with a hint of kindness in his eyes!
He never expected that this big shot would be so kind as to wait for him to finish!
Weren't you the most detached from worldly affairs? Weren't you the most indifferent to the original owner? Now that you're standing here, it's really difficult for him, isn't it?
Unfortunately, Wen Qi completely failed to capture Wen Cheng's rich inner world.
Wen Cheng thought for a while and said in a tone of someone who had been through it all: "Brother Qi, you have to know that there is no such thing as love at first sight in this world, only lust at first sight."
Wen Qi's expression froze. "So?"
“I think his face looks terrible,” Wen Cheng said seriously.
"Only a week?"
Wen Cheng was a little embarrassed by the question, "I'm a person who pays more attention to details. Compared to Brother Qi, he's just ordinary!" Wen Cheng didn't forget to flatter the big boss while speaking!
Even Wen Qi couldn't understand the person in front of him anymore.
However, he didn't care about that much, and instead said, "Wen Yunyi got together with Qin Zhou during your marriage agreement, aren't you angry?"
Wen Cheng waved her hand dismissively: "I'm not that petty. I wish them all the best!"
Wen Qi scoffed, "You wished them well and incidentally collected a ten million breakup fee?"
Wen Cheng gripped the check tightly, a vague sense of unease creeping over him. It was as if someone had something on him. "Are you going to tell Mom and Dad?" he thought. "No, the big shots wouldn't care about someone as insignificant as him."
Wen Qi straightened up. "I'm going to tell your aunt and uncle that you have absolutely no feelings for Qin Zhou. You were just playing with her when you asked your aunt to propose marriage before."
Wen Cheng hurriedly stepped in front of Wen Qi. He really hadn't expected that the big boss would be such a treacherous person!
"Brother Qi, you own half of the Wen family, how can you care about my measly ten million?"
Seeing Wen Cheng's anxious expression, Wen Qi's frustration at being treated like toilet paper vanished instantly. He gave Wen Cheng an appreciative look, noting that Wen Cheng had seen through his thoughts so quickly this time.
"I'm the kind of person who prefers to accumulate little by little."
Little by little, you'll accumulate wealth? I think you just like to take advantage of deals!
Wen Cheng took a deep breath and gave a very generous amount, "I'll give you one million, don't tell Mom and Dad."
Wen Qi smiled and was about to leave.
"Two million, two and a half million! That's the most I can do, bro!" Wen Cheng stretched out her hands to stop Wen Qi from going any further, like a little hamster guarding its food.
Wen Qi thought for a moment, "Okay, you take two and a half million, and the rest is mine."
Wen Cheng felt that the person standing in front of her was no longer Wen Qi, the big brother, but a giant vampire!
If all else fails, we'll have to awaken the deep-seated familial affection Wen Qi has for him!
"Brother!"
Just as Wen Cheng was about to give him a loving hug, Wen Qi disdainfully pressed his hand against his forehead.
Did you just wash your hands?
...I forgot.
Awkward
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Chapter 4 Dissolving the Engagement
So, the ten million he had just received was forcibly reduced to two and a half million because he forgot to use the handwashing spell, and it was still such a ridiculous number, clearly mocking him!
But this battle couldn't be dragged on any longer; their parents called, urging them to come back.
Wen Cheng pitifully put the check in her pocket and prepared to leave.
"How are you going to explain to your parents that your 'love until death' suddenly fell apart?" Wen Qi didn't know why, but he suddenly became very curious about this matter. Although he hadn't been home often lately, he heard about Wen Cheng's constant nagging and insistence on being with Qin Zhou from various people almost every day.
Wen Cheng was stunned. "Isn't it enough to just refuse directly?" Does anyone care about the reasons of someone who is being unreasonable?
Wen Qi gave Wen Cheng a complicated look and suddenly realized that although his sense of family was weak, it was definitely not as wild as Wen Cheng's. Thinking that his uncle would be sixty in a few years, Wen Qi felt a bit of human warmth from this person.
"Let's go together," Wen Qi said, abandoning his previous cold and distant demeanor, uttering those three words for the first time ever.
Wen Cheng didn't understand, she really didn't understand. When did the big shot become so approachable?
Wen Qi calmly turned around and glanced at him, revealing a cheerful smile: "750 after-sales service."
To be precise, there's another "ten thousand" at the end! Wen Cheng's face turned into a steamed bun with anger.
"Did you drink milk? Is that why you got diarrhea at this crucial moment?" Wen Qi asked suddenly as he walked ahead, his tone not exactly friendly, but certainly certain.
Wen Cheng suddenly stopped. It seemed she had drunk a large glass of milk at noon, but how did Wen Qi know? Even the Wen couple hadn't noticed...