My God, now I finally know what it means to dance in shackles.
[Perhaps we could also have a healing dragon? Like a bandage dragon, its whole body wrapped in bandages, and one bandage can be used to heal people. It would be friendly, affectionate, and super clingy...]
...
After watching for a while, Mingyan couldn't help but join the group chat.
The conversation gradually drifted off-topic, and the designers became increasingly excited, almost forgetting that there was someone else at the conference table giving a long and enthusiastic speech.
A few minutes later, the inspector finally finished his long string of "not allowed" with a hint of reluctance and looked down to find his water glass.
He took a sip and said, "The water's cold! Your studio's staff are so unprofessional!"
The secretary standing next to him smiled and poured him a glass of freshly boiled water—these days, most water dispensers can't really dispense such hot water.
The inspector had no idea and was burned so badly that several blisters appeared on the tip of his tongue, causing him to scream in pain on the spot.
The secretary quickly went up to apologize and then grabbed him and took him to the medical room.
—With such a small accident, the meeting obviously couldn't continue.
Moreover, judging from the extent of the injury, I'm afraid I can't continue with this lengthy discussion today.
A few minutes later, everyone in the conference room stretched and came out.
I did almost nothing all morning except write a few thousand words of inspiration notes in the studio's group chat.
Mingyan laughed and said, "Now I finally understand why some places are so inefficient."
The employees nodded, still shaken.
Mingyan continued, "You can draw lots. Whoever draws the shortest one will continue to accompany this examiner to review the manual tomorrow..."
The crowd, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, immediately screamed: "Again!!"
Mingyan himself went upstairs to the work area.
As soon as he arrived, the head of the planning team rushed over to ask about the situation.
Mingyan walked over, clapped his hands, and gestured for the members of the "Dragon Hunter" production team to stand up and move closer. Then he said succinctly, "According to the reviewers' opinion, Elder Dragons will be eliminated from our world. By the way, from now on, dragons' genitals won't be called genitals, but 'affection.' In other areas, be sure to be as truthful, good, and beautiful as possible. If you have time, you can check the materials the reviewers will send out next. Okay, that's all. You can go now."
He clapped his hands again to signal the end of the small meeting, and then called the head of the planning team to his office to explain the matter in detail.
As you can imagine, the work group chat was filled with complaints from everyone that day.
The imagination and execution abilities of this group of elites on Blue Star are quite impressive; they can generate all sorts of jokes in just one afternoon.
First, they actually produced the design document for the "Bandaged Dragon" and categorized it under the fantasy dragon species.
Secondly, they changed the text for "pairing" to "intimate"—and that was it.
They didn't make any other changes to Dragon Hunter because they then created a design document on "How to Deal with Censors"... That was the perfect plan!
Finally, they started making jokes...
That evening, it was Xia Cheng's turn to come to the Blue Star Building for dinner.
They always dine with their employees and never shy away from anything.
Mingyan and he happily ate at the cafeteria buffet together and then found a seat.
Xia Cheng noticed that the atmosphere around him was a bit strange—
Two employees sitting next to each other accidentally bumped into each other's hands while one was using a spoon, and then they started saying strange things.
"Hey buddy! You touched me below the neck!"
"I'm so sorry, this certainly can't be considered an intimate gesture, can it?"
"It wasn't supposed to count, but you still left a sticky white liquid below my neck!"
"???"
Hearing this, Xia Cheng couldn't help but turn around to confirm—
There's absolutely no problem! So what if you accidentally got some salad dressing on your hand?!
But those two drama queens kept going.
"Oh my goodness, are you alright? We're the same race, there's a 70% chance after we get intimate..."
"No!! I don't want any eggs, I have a girlfriend! We absolutely cannot have any intimate relationships involving three or more people!"
"..."
"?"
"Okay, shut up. I know you have a girlfriend and I don't. Just eat yours."
The temporary team-up of these two drama queens seems to have inexplicably fallen apart.
Mingyan had already started laughing, because he could almost see Xia Cheng's head full of question marks flashing across his face.
Xia Cheng: "Did something happen today that I don't know about?"
Mingyan laughed and said, "It's not a big problem. We've just made some text 'indescribable.' For example, tonight, we can only sleep on 'furniture for sleeping,' and we can't have 'beds'..."
Xia Cheng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly couldn't help but lick his lips excitedly: "Really? Can people sleep in that bathtub?!"