Función clerical

Capítulo 59

Su Chenche: "Then I'm telling you, you're not allowed to laugh at me."

The Raikage nodded, though he didn't mean it.

Su Chenche: "...I wet the bed."

Haha ...

Su Chenche actually wet the bed!!!

Haha, he has never wet the bed since he can remember, but Su Chenche is so old and he still wets the bed!

This is so embarrassing!! So embarrassing!! Absolutely humiliating!!!

[Zongzi: Raikage, are you crazy...?]

Although the Raikage tried his best to maintain a cool expression, his constantly shrugging shoulders betrayed his true feelings.

Su Chenche lowered his eyes, exuding an indescribable air of dejection: "I knew it. Never mind, you're just kidding..."

Raikage: "I didn't... Pfft... Not funny... Tsk..."

Su Chenche said in a wistful tone, "...Go buy me a book."

Raikage: "Okay... Pfft... What book... Tsk..."

Su Chenche: "Uh, the name should be 'Spring Palace Picture Album'."

Lei Ying, a young man who has always considered doing his job well, asked, "What book is this?"

Su Chenche turned his head slowly: "It's just a picture album, depicting scenes of the palace in spring."

Raikage: "Why did you buy this?"

Su Chenche turned back slowly, looking out the window, leaving only a somber profile: "Just passing the time."

Buying a book shouldn't be a problem, right?

Seeing how unlucky this guy is, I'll just have to feel sorry for him.

Lei Ying turned to leave when he heard Su Chenche's voice: "There's one more thing I forgot to mention."

He turned back impatiently.

Su Chenche: "Remember, whatever you do, do not open this book in the bookstore."

Young people are always like this...

The more you forbid him from doing something, the more he likes to do it...

sigh.

Lei Ying entered the bookstore, where most of the people standing there were scholars and young boys, but there were also quite a few young girls in love, blushing as they flipped through the erotic novels on the shelves.

Lei Ying pressed his sword down on the table, maintaining a calm expression, and said to the bookstore owner, "Give me a book of erotic pictures."

The bookstore owner looked up: "..."

The surrounding scholars: "..."

The girls looked at Raikage; some covered their faces shyly, some sighed, and some whispered among themselves.

The Raikage remained expressionless.

...Damn Su Chenche, is he plotting against me again?!

The bookstore owner paused for a moment, then his face twitched as he broke into a smile: "Yes, yes, young hero, please wait a moment, I'll go get it right away. But I wonder which one you prefer?"

Raikage: "What, which one?"

The bookstore owner chuckled, "I have a wide variety of books here, everything you could want. Do you prefer something more suggestive and ambiguous, or something with a more provocative style...?"

Raikage said impatiently, "I bought this for someone else, just take any one of these."

Bookstore owner: "Others?"

Lei Ying: "One..." Thinking of Su Chenche, Lei Ying couldn't help but feel a strong resentment, "A little bastard who looks more effeminate than a woman and is difficult to please."

The bookstore owner gave him a deep look, and after a long while, he showed an expression of understanding: "...I know what you want."

Not long after, he handed Lei Ying a thin, tightly wrapped book.

He held up his hand and gestured five.

Lei Ying took out five coins, but the shopkeeper shook his head: "Fifty coins. This was painted by Master Zongzi, and we guarantee that the painting is exquisite and the brushstrokes are moving. It's an absolute treasure! It will definitely satisfy your and... uh, that person's requirements."

Raikage frowned, but too lazy to haggle, he eventually paid.

...What kind of book is this? Why is it so expensive!

The frugal young Raikage was completely baffled...

Su Chenche's words suddenly flashed through my mind.

—Remember, whatever you do, never open this book in a bookstore.

Why can't I turn the pages? What's the content of this book? Why is such a thin volume so expensive?

After pondering for a long time, Raikage did something he would later regret.

Yes!

He opened it!

On the page, two naked men were depicted with extremely delicate brushstrokes, embracing each other...

man!!!!!!

After just one glance, Lei Ying felt his chest churning, and an indescribable feeling of nausea spread through him.

Lei Ying grabbed the bookstore owner by the collar and roared furiously, "What I want is an erotic picture book!"

All around was silent.

The bookstore owner trembled slightly, then pulled out another book from underneath: "Um... um, I misunderstood, I made a mistake... it should be this one, this one..."

Lei Ying loosened his collar, took the shirt, and opened it to take a look.

...I went blind again.

But this time... the Raikage glanced at it a couple more times...

Cough cough cough cough...

The bookstore owner, his face contorted with grief, watched the frightened scholars flee, several of whom had even sneaked away with them...

Money, you haven't paid yet...

"Young hero, is this really an erotic picture book? Aren't erotic picture books supposed to depict scenes of lovemaking between men and women... Waaaaah..."

He looked down for a while before realizing there was no movement.

Looking up, the boy in black with a ponytail had already angrily walked away, clutching the book in his hand...

"Su Chenche!!!!!!!!!!"

Scratching his ear, Su Chenche blinked: "Did you buy it?"

Lei Ying threw the book at Su Chenche, who opened it without a care and began to read it with great interest, making comments such as, "So there are such things, this works too."

Raikage: "..."

He knew! He knew! He knew from the very beginning what erotic picture books were!!!

Flipping through another book, Su Chenche looked at Lei Ying, whose hair was sticking up, with surprise: "Ah Ying, I didn't expect you to have this kind of hobby..."

Su Chenche shrank back a little, looking at Lei Ying with a wary expression: "...Don't look at me like that, I only like girls."

The Raikage's expression grew increasingly grim...

Su Chenche closed the last page and laughed, "Alright, alright, I'll share it with you."

With a sigh, Su Chenche stuffed the erotic picture book into Lei Ying's collar, yawned, and went back to sleep.

Raikage's body stiffened, his fists clenched so tightly they cracked.

I'll endure it, I'll endure it...

The book that had fallen to the ground was opened, revealing a page in which a beautiful woman looked up, her hand groping her fair body...

The next morning.

Su Chenche stretched after waking up early and found that his little tagalong hadn't shown up yet.

Surprised, I pushed open the door to the Raikage's room, and there he was... washing the sheets.

"Hmm... Raikage, you wet the bed too!?"

Su Chenche leaned against the door frame, his voice so loud it startled a flock of gulls...

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Questions about physiological knowledge

Su Chenche:

As is widely known, a certain boy surnamed Su was mistakenly abandoned in a brothel during his childhood and suffered horrific abuse, which led him to deeply resent anything related to brothels.

But this does not affect his exploration of knowledge in unknown areas.

[Zongzi: The young man surnamed Su is a Gemini.]

When the boy surnamed Su first experienced certain harmonious events in his sleep, he was completely unaware of it.

Upon waking, the young man surnamed Su fell into deep thought about the unfamiliar liquid in his bed.

What confused him even more was a certain part that would stand up on its own against his will.

He poked it...

...It can still play.

...It is obvious that such a matter cannot be resolved by mere contemplation.

Therefore, spying on others has become a normal behavior.

[Zongzi: What's normal about this? ==|||]

Gaining experience through voyeurism, achieving sublimation through voyeurism, reaching a perverted state through voyeurism...