The creature wagged its tail at him, and Yi Heye, wrapped in a blanket, moved closer.
"While you were busy with Chen Sang, I..." Little Sheep almost let slip, and quickly tried to cover it up, "Ahem... Our good friend Jian Yunxian asked me to do something amazing."
Yi Heye watched as the projector unfolded in front of him with a whoosh, then displayed a dense array of images and text.
Yi Heye, who wasn't good at information processing, frowned: "Keep it concise."
The little lamb lowered her voice and leaned close to his ear, looking furtive: "To put it simply, I checked his entire bank account history and transaction details—guess where Liu Zhi got the money to buy medicine?"
Yi Heye stared at him, then remembered that the last time he saw Liu Zhi was at a place like Pink Love Trend, and immediately slapped his forehead, realizing: "Damn... he does this kind of thing?"
"Hmm~ There are plenty of guys like him!" Little Sheep raised his eyebrows. "What kind of scumbags won't do?"
Yi Heye couldn't help but recall Liu Zhi's unkempt appearance, gaunt figure, and listless demeanor, and he actually began to worry about his career: "Can he really support himself in this line of work?"
Little Lamb: "Doing illegal things is taking risks, so it's normal to go hungry sometimes."
Yi Heye thought of his great feat of burning down the sanatorium, and then of how the sheep in front of him was actually an S-class fugitive. He immediately nodded in empathy.
But he still couldn't understand where Liu Zhi's business came from.
Just as he was wondering about it, the little lamb wagged its tail and said, "Our friend Jian Yunxian is planning to patronize his business tonight."
Yi Heye almost bit his tongue off: "Huh?!"
The little lamb looked confused: "Huh?"
In that instant, as their eyes met, Yi Heye's emotions were incredibly complex—
I don't know if it's because I can't accept that someone is seduce Liu Zhi, or that I can't accept that Jian Yunxian is seduce someone, or that I can't accept that Jian Yunxian is seduce Liu Zhi; in short, I just can't accept it.
"You... uh... are you planning to go all the way with him?" Yi Heye asked nervously.
“Of course.” Little Lamb blinked, then realized what she meant and quickly added, “Oops, not me, it’s Jian Yunxian.”
Yi Heye completely ignored the second half of the sentence and cautiously asked, "Then... do I still need to go with him?"
The little lamb blinked: "No need, too many people isn't good."
When they're playing a fake game, they drag me along, but now that they're playing for real, they're not including me?!
This completely bewildered Yi Heye. He felt an inexplicable anger rising within him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on what was irritating him. He could only spit out in exasperation, "You..."
"I've been waiting for you to come out for so long, Yi Heye," Xiao Yang said innocently. "Isn't this just to cooperate with the persona you've created for him? It's okay, it's just a deal."
Character design? Yi Heye's first reaction was to think of the "impotence" label Chen Sang had given him, but he quickly realized something was off: "...What? Character design?"
“Yes,” Little Sheep said earnestly, “Didn’t you tell Chen Sang that Jian Yunxian also takes drugs? Isn’t this a perfect storm of timing, location, and people?”
"Drugs...?" Yi Heye's long reaction time finally caught up with him: "So Liu Zhi is actually..."
“Selling drugs to support his addiction,” Little Lamb said crisply.
Yi Heye: "..."
"Selling drugs to support one's addiction" refers to drug addicts making money by selling drugs to support their drug intake. Many people who become impoverished due to drug addiction are forced to take this path of no return.
With this explanation, everything makes sense.
"So?" the lamb looked at him, deliberately drawing out its voice, "You don't think—?"
Seeing Yi Heye silent because of his guilty conscience, the little sheep calmly stretched out its hoof and tapped his head in the air: "Ye Bao, you can't be shy."
Feeling guilty, Yi Heye slapped him, threw off the covers, turned around, and ran away.
After running a few steps, his reflexes finally kicked in, and he turned around and yelled, "Don't you dare call me Wild Treasure!"
"Wild Treasure—" The little sheep fairy flew onto his shoulder, "Where are you going, Wild Treasure?"
Yi Heye turned around, took a hair out of his pocket, and recognized it as Chen Sang's hair by its length and color.
"Ugh," the little lamb said disdainfully, "You're such a pervert."
Yi Heye slapped him again: "I'm going to send it to Yu Yili for testing."
When Xiao Yang heard that Yi Heye was going to find someone else, she was a little unhappy. She seemed to want to say something, but didn't.
Yi Heye laughed: "What? The world's best hacker wants to cross over and become the world's best forensic doctor?"
The little lamb pouted: "Why not? I can learn!"
Yi Heye was amused by him and went to find an electronic carrier pigeon to send his hair.
Not long after the hair was sent out, Yi Heye received a message from Jian Yunxian:
"SHEEP told me that he wasn't planning to take you out tonight, and you're still upset?"
Jian Yunxian's message seemed to have a built-in voice effect. Even though it was just a line of text, Yi Heye seemed to hear that guy's gentle yet slightly flirtatious voice.
The gay community's alarm antenna immediately went off.
Yi Heye quickly replied, "I'm not going."
When he was about to head back to the underground rehearsal room, he found a flashy sports car parked next to the underground entrance.
Inside the car, a man and a sheep, both wearing sunglasses, leaned against the window and stared at him. Their high-profile behavior attracted the attention of a group of passersby.
To make matters worse, this person shouted at him from across the street, "Honey, I've come to find you, please don't be angry anymore, okay?"
Amidst the exaggerated sighs and groans around him, Yi Heye wished he could disappear into the ground.
Why is he angry with this old man? Yi He thought irritably.
However, Jian Yunxian had blocked the entrance to the underground, and Yi Heye had to go around in circles before finally having no choice but to bite the bullet and get into his car.
As soon as they got in the car, Jian Yunxian asked, "You're not angry anymore, are you?"
Yi Heye retorted somewhat irritably, "When did I get angry?!"
Jian Yunxian sighed: "Looks like you're still angry."
Yi Heye was speechless and simply stopped talking.
At this moment, Jian Yunxian, who was driving, was very satisfied with his performance.
He felt that playing Yi Heye's boyfriend was a great success. He acted very well in every aspect. Sometimes he even got addicted to acting and couldn't help but act even when no one was watching. He didn't know who he was acting for.
Similarly, he felt that Commander Yi Heye was also very talented in acting. For example, the awkward little thought he just showed was exactly the same as the emotional feedback he learned from the formula book.
In short, Jian Yunxian was very happy to play the role of his boyfriend.
At this moment, Yi Heye, who was sitting obediently in the passenger seat, finally spoke up and asked, "Where are we going now?"
“Fen Ai,” Jian Yunxian said. “Liu Zhi is over there tonight, but I don’t know what he’s doing.”
Upon hearing the location, Yi Heye became nervous: "So what are we going to do tonight?"
“Fishing,” Jian Yunxian said. “Leave the details to me. You don’t need to know too much. The script will affect your natural acting skills.”
Yi Heye sensed that he was implying something, but he had no evidence, so he could only shut his mouth and obediently follow behind Jian Yunxian.
Once again, Yi Heye, now a homosexual, felt an even heavier psychological burden as he walked down that familiar path.
After a long pause, he finally managed to make his request: "Could we... perhaps not go a little too far tonight?"
Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian looked him up and down for a while before laughing: "That depends on the specific situation."
Yi Heye swallowed hard, sensing that something terrible was about to happen.
The next second, Jian Yunxian pulled him into her arms.
The intoxicating sandalwood scent enveloped Yi Heye layer by layer, and in that instant, Yi Heye's heart began to pound wildly again.
Yi Heye was probably afraid that this guy would act recklessly, or that there might be a problem with the plan, so he was trying to save face for himself.
"Come."
Jian Yunxian's voice peeked at his ear, like a small fire being lit.
"Just play yourself," he told Yi Heye.
Author's Note:
You keep saying his acting is natural, but you don't realize you're already too immersed in the role yourself (x)
Chapter 66, number 066
Yi Heye was very reluctant to admit that his mind went completely blank the moment he was embraced.
He didn't know what he was nervous about, only that his ears were burning and his heart was pounding uncontrollably.
That damn Jian Yunxian is so annoying.
Yi Heye clenched his fists, but the door was already open, so he could only stiffly cooperate with his performance.
When they entered the corridor, Jian Yunxian was still wearing his pretentious and flamboyant sunglasses. Yi Heye was about to curse him for being pretentious in his heart when he saw him take off his sunglasses.
Only then did he notice a subtle change in Jian Yunxian's facial features—his features remained impeccable, but his usually bright eyes had become unfocused.
Perhaps to simulate the appearance of someone who wears sunglasses for a long time, his pupils were smaller than normal, his eye sockets and cheeks were slightly sunken, there were obvious dark circles around his eyes, and his complexion was no longer healthy white, but sickly pale and bloodless.
Seeing Yi Heye's somewhat surprised look, Jian Yunxian quietly leaned close to his ear and whispered:
"How was it? I put on smoky eye makeup before coming."
He was almost kissing her ear! Yi Heye awkwardly shrank his neck, taking a quick glance at him again amidst his busy schedule—
He wanted to correct Jian Yunxian, saying that this wasn't smoky makeup, but rather opium addict makeup.
This incredibly realistic smoker makeup lowered his appearance from 100 points to 99.9 points; no one would doubt that it was just because the professor was too tired from working at his desk.
It's definitely not because Professor Jian has a handsome appearance; it must be that he's too concerned about his image—Yi Heye gave an objective and fair assessment.
After a long while, Yi Heye blushed again and pulled down the arm that was almost wrapped around him: "...Loosen up! You're choking me!"
The commotion they made finally drew the proprietress out.
"Oh, you're here again?" Sister Qin smiled as she saw the two familiar faces. "Is it the three of you again this time?"
Without a script, Yi Heye nervously held his breath, then heard Jian Yunxian, who was already in makeup, say casually, "Yes!"
Sister Qin laughed: "You guys really know how to have fun!"
Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian released Yi Heye, leaned close to Sister Qin's ear, and whispered in a voice loud enough for the whole world to hear: "To be honest, we've tried a lot of different things since then, and we've been going to hotels every day lately, but we just can't find that feeling from the first time—"