“I suspect he can’t get into it if no one is watching him.”
As soon as he said that, Yi Heye, enraged, disregarded the stares of those around him and kicked him in the knee.
Jian Yunxian stumbled and almost gave Sister Qin a deep bow.
Looking at Yi Heye's flushed face, Sister Qin assumed he was just shy and said to Jian Yunxian with a smile, "Indeed, people like him who are thin-skinned often fall for this kind of thing."
Yi Heye knew he couldn't clear his name no matter what, so he could only glare at Jian Yunxian, his face flushed.
Jian Yunxian gave him a meaningful look. Although he didn't say anything, Yi Heye could read a message in his eyes: "See, I told you to play yourself. The effect was great."
Seeing that Sister Qin's last bit of wariness towards them had been broken, Yi Heye could only swallow his anger and admit defeat.
Sister Qin asked again, "Are you going to ask Kevin again this time?"
Jian Yunxian nodded: "Yes, just send an AI to represent it. I can't really let a living person see his body."
This guy had this righteous look about him as "my reliable boyfriend," and if Yi Heye hadn't known what he was up to, he would have almost been fooled by him.
Kevin was charging in the lounge when Sister Qin went over to pick him up. As soon as she left, Jian Yunxian put his arm around Yi Heye and sat down on the sofa in the living room.
Yi Heye was a little confused when he saw the man cross his legs elegantly and lean back on the sofa to catch up on sleep.
"What are you doing?" Yi Heye asked anxiously. "Aren't you going to work?"
"What's wrong?" Jian Yunxian lazily raised an eyelid and teased, "Is Mr. Yi in such a hurry to get into bed with me?"
The next second, he was kicked by Yi Heye and was seen grimacing in pain.
"Hiss..." Jian Yunxian covered her knee and fell asleep on his lap, only to be flipped over again.
Seeing Yi Heye's eyes blazing with anger, Jian Yunxian slowly sat up straight and then took out a brand new cigarette case from his pocket: "As for Sister Qin, it will probably be a while before we get there."
Yi Heye knew this guy was up to his old tricks again, and asked suspiciously, "What are you trying to do?"
"Of course, it's to buy more time and add some drama to my life." Jian Yunxian waved the cigarette in his hand. "Mind if I smoke?"
"Have a smoke, give me one too," Yi Heye said.
Jian Yunxian lit one for himself with a "plop," and then casually stuck an unlit one to Yi Heye's lips.
The soft fingertips gently brushed against Yi Heye's upper lip, making him more careful when he held the cigarette in his mouth.
Yi Heye sipped his unlit cigarette, glanced sideways at the guy who was doing it so skillfully, and asked, "Do you usually smoke?"
"I don't smoke," Jian Yunxian said. "I learned it on the spot for acting."
“Oh,” Yi Heye said. “Then next time you download data, remember to look carefully. You’ve been using this as a learning template for at least twenty years. You don’t look like a newbie, and you don’t look like a real person at all.”
Jian Yunxian choked on his cigarette, took another deep drag, and pretended not to hear to brush it off.
After smoking about three or four cigarettes, Jian Yunxian checked his watch, stood up, and called out to the lounge, "Are you done yet?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Sister Qin came out of the lounge with a smile on her face and asked Jian Yunxian, "Kevin seems to have encountered a minor problem. Do we really need to call him?"
It goes without saying who caused this "minor malfunction." Yi Heye looked at Jian Yunxian speechlessly.
However, when he turned around, Jian Yunxian's cheerful expression had vanished, replaced by impatience and a hint of barely suppressed rage.
Jian Yunxian stood up, and the atmosphere in the entire living room instantly dropped: "I said I want him, and I have to have him."
Seeing his expression, Sister Qin was clearly also a little scared: "Then wait a little longer..."
"Damn it! How long are we going to have to wait?!"
Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian suddenly flew into a rage. From Yi Heye's angle, one could even see the veins bulging on his neck.
Sister Qin hurriedly reached out to reassure her, "It'll be done soon, almost done!"
Jian Yunxian slapped away her outstretched hand and began pacing irritably back and forth in the corridor.
As the temperature cooled slightly, he unbuttoned his shirt collar and irritably cursed, "It's so hot, damn it!"
At this moment, Jian Yunxian's pupils dilated, and his pale face turned flushed. As his emotions became more and more agitated, Yi Heye could even hear his clear heartbeat.
Such a realistic physiological reaction frightened Yi Heye. For a moment, Yi Heye vaguely thought that he was facing a moody drug addict.
Almost instinctively, Yi Heye also urged Qin Jie anxiously in a low voice, "Please hurry up... he..."
Hearing Yi Heye urge her, Sister Qin hurriedly said, "Keep an eye on your boyfriend, we'll get things done as soon as possible."
It wasn't until Sister Qin hurriedly returned to her room again that Yi Heye finally realized that this guy was acting. The phrase "Just be yourself" lingered in his mind once more and couldn't be dispelled for a long time.
Damn it. Yi Heye loathed his own natural acting skills.
At this moment, Jian Yunxian looked at his watch again and seemed to say "almost done." The next second, a bewildered teacher, Kevin, was pushed and shoved by Sister Qin and brought to his front.
Jian Yunxian glanced at him, said nothing, put his arm around Yi Heye's shoulder, and strode upstairs to the door on the second floor closest to the stairwell.
"Hey... there's someone in that room..."
Before Sister Qin could finish speaking, Jian Yunxian kicked her with a "bang," startling the unsuspecting Yi Heye.
Sensing Yi Heye's sudden reaction, Jian Yunxian took a moment from her busy schedule to lean close to his ear and say, "It's rare for you to act crazy, so let me have some fun and kick up to 203."
Upon hearing that this person was only interested in having fun, Yi Heye immediately broke free from his embrace: "Are you fucking crazy?!"
The first room was locked tightly, and not even a curse could be heard coming from inside. Jian Yunxian stopped, then kicked room 202 while cursing.
With a muffled thud, an angry curse came from inside. Sister Qin quickly apologized and asked Kevin to restrain Jian Yunxian's movements.
As a result, Jian Yunxian bent down and accurately dodged, this time kicking open the door of room 203.
Yi Heye instinctively covered his eyes to prevent himself from seeing something he shouldn't have, but instead, he was met with a familiar face.
Liu Zhi was the only person in the room. He was sitting on the bed, doing something unknown, and looking at the door with a look of horror.
Yi Heye now understood why this person had kicked up to 203—it wasn't for the thrill at all, but just to trick him into "playing himself."
At this moment, Yi Heye looked at Liu Zhi, then at Jian Yunxian who was acting exhausted, gritted his teeth, used all the acting skills he had learned, grabbed Jian Yunxian's collar and cursed, "You want to break up, don't you?!"
Jian Yunxian was probably not expected to come back like this, and was completely stunned.
Yi Heye took a deep breath, thinking about his terrifying appearance just now, and tried to compose himself: "If I had known you were involved with this stuff, I shouldn't have been with you in the first place!"
At this moment, his tone was fierce yet tinged with a sob, which moved all who heard it to tears.
Jian Yunxian stared at him in shock, seemingly stunned. The next second, she pulled him into a tight embrace.
Depend on.
Yi Heye, who had buried his head in the man's arms, was almost suffocated. After a long while, the man finally let go.
Before he could even catch his breath, she cupped his face in her hands and kissed him.
"I was wrong, darling, I was wrong..."
He kissed her forcefully, from the corner of her eye to her cheek, and then began pecking at Yi Heye's lips.
It has to be said that he portrayed the capriciousness and neuroticism of drug addicts to such an extent that even Yi Heye was afraid of him.
Under his relentless onslaught, Yi Heye, who had gradually become numb to the situation, suddenly remembered that he was gay and recalled the nightmare he had the night before.
As the man kissed her harder and harder, an unprecedented terror spread from the depths of her heart—
Help!! He's going to be eaten by the sheep!!!
Author's Note:
Did you enjoy the performance now, Mr. Sheep?
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I can't take it anymore, the underworld's schedule is too much for me. I'll finish the last chapter tomorrow during the day and then update again.
Chapter 67, number 067
Yi Heye was completely stunned by the kiss.
Under Liu Zhi's shocked gaze, he only felt himself being licked all over by a sheep's tongue until he was soaked, and he couldn't quite remember how the guy carried him into the room.
When the man threw him onto the bed with a thud, Yi Heye was completely shocked and weak, feeling more exhausted than if he had swung twenty times with one hand.
Upon entering, Kevin, who had just regained consciousness, was forced back into a coma. Jian Yunxian quickly fixed the camera and turned to ask Yi Heye with an excited expression:
"How was it? Did I portray that kind of infatuated character, who was both mad and capricious, well?"
Seeing the gleam in his eyes, Yi Heye momentarily thought he was on drugs and couldn't help but retort, "Do you even remember that your original persona was that of a university professor?"
“I think I can consider switching careers and becoming an actor now,” Jian Yunxian said cheerfully.
Seeing the man's satisfied and excited expression, Yi Heye wiped his face hard, which had almost been fed to the sheep, and still blushed furiously.
Damn it, even though this guy has no experience and is just acting, Yi Heye still feels like he's been taken advantage of.
Perhaps out of a sense of compensation, Jian Yunxian picked up Kevin, who was sprawled on the ground, and arranged him in an elegant and dignified posture.
After watching for a while, Yi Heye couldn't help but ask, "What are we going to do now?"
After saying that, he hurriedly added, as if trying to cover something up, "I'm not in a hurry to be with you..."
Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian turned around and looked at him with a smile.
Now, Yi Heye is severely allergic to his smile. Whenever he sees that ill-intentioned look, he gets so nervous that he keeps backing away.
Jian Yunxian nodded and smiled, "Mm."
As Jian Yunxian unbuttoned his cuffs and slowly approached him, Yi Heye pressed himself against the wall, his heart pounding wildly.
Before my eyes, Jian Yunxian's fair wrist was revealed. This guy's hand was very sexy, with just the right amount of blue veins making his skin look cold and white.
It has to be said that it suited Yi Heye's taste, who had only recently awakened to homosexuality—he stared at Jian Yunxian's wrist, unable to look away for several seconds.
When Yi Heye came to his senses, Jian Yunxian gently reached out and pushed him onto the bed.
Yi Heye landed on the soft double bed, his face flushed red once again, his heart pounding in his throat.
"I..." Yi Heye stammered as he lay down, making a final, quiet struggle, "...Didn't you just turn off the camera?"
Jian Yunxian remained silent, then, right in front of him, took out a pair of silver handcuffs and brazenly placed the bewildered Yi Heye against the headboard.
Only after hearing a "crack" as the ground hit the ground did Yi Heye, still completely bewildered, realize that he had just handed over his freedom to Jian Yunxian without even having a chance to resist.
"There are some things that are inconvenient for others to see..."