Schools in L City have already suspended classes and are about to be locked down. Given the poor medical policies and environment in E Country, Zou Yibei knew he might get infected and not receive treatment if he stayed. He decided to return to China immediately. He quickly told Qi Yi'an to be careful, then hung up and went to pack his things.
The car door opened, and Qin Ruoshui threw her things into the back seat and patted the little animal's head.
"Let's go home."
"Um."
Author's Note:
As everyone knows, Qi Yi'an is a resilient child.
The most difficult piece of writing this week was probably the application material titled "Personal Statement of an Outstanding Graduate"...
Xie Lingyun departs from Shiguanting at night
Traveling over a thousand miles along the mountains, floating along the stream for ten nights.
Birds return to rest on boats and oars; stars fade as travelers set out on their journeys.
The moon shines brightly at dawn, and the morning dew drips gently.
Chapter 10 She's so sexy...
This chapter is shameless and full of shocking content. High energy levels ahead!
Happy 5.20 everyone!
Qi Yi'an stood timidly in the bathroom when Qin Ruoshui pushed open the door. "You're not allowed in!" she yelled fiercely.
Qin Ruoshui found it amusing. "Oh, you won't let me in and you want me to help you? Why don't you do it yourself?"
"I'll do it myself!" Qi Yi'an picked up the lubricated razor hanging on the wall... remembering how many times she had tried to do it herself, yet she was still in this miserable state...
"Um...that..."
"I'm coming in?" Qin Ruoshui said seriously, secretly amused.
“...Oh…” Qi Yi’an was extremely unwilling.
Qin Ruoshui walked in and saw Qi Yi'an cowering like a mouse; it was hilarious. So she crossed her arms and calmly watched her for a while. "Take it off!"
Qi Yi'an hugged the bath towel, looked at Qin Ruoshui, frowned slightly and remained silent.
In Wang Xiaobo's novel "The Night Flight of Hongfu," Wang Er speaks to his live-in woman in the tone of a character from Milan Kundera's novel.
Kundera said, "Take off your clothes." Wang Er's version was much more concise: "Take them off!!"
When Qin Ruoshui started talking, she just…
"Shall I help you take it off?"
…
"Turn around!"
"I won't turn around."
"Hmph! Then I'll spin!"...
Qin Ruoshui was almost dying of laughter at her; she'd turned into an ostrich again.
After some dawdling, Qin Ruoshui seemed quite satisfied with her. What was she going to do…? Qi Yi'an felt a little hot under the bright light of the bathroom heater.
She reached out and scooped up the baby ostrich, then carried it to the shower.
Qin Ruoshui smiled and let her teddy bear hug her while she continued to apply foam to her.
Qi Yi'an put his arm around her shoulder, and his whole body went limp...
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"Be quiet, or you'll be in big trouble if you make me slip and scratch." Qin Ruoshui had already started scraping carefully.
Cool and slippery... Qi Yi'an bit his finger without making a sound, his features scrunched up.
"Ah! Qin Ruoshui!... Me! Twenty years of... sob... my shame... I've lost it all here today... sob... sob... sob..."
Qin Ruoshui was extremely professional. She looked up and adjusted her glasses with the back of her hand. Smiling, she kissed Qi Yi'an's blushing cheek, "What do you mean, 'old face'? I think you're still very young!"
continue.
Although Qi Yi'an covered her face tightly, she could still feel Qin Ruoshui's focused gaze even there. Every inch of that gaze made her want to find a crack in the ground to disappear into.
“…Think about something else,” Qi Yi’an began to mutter to himself, “Think about… Zou Yibei! That schizophrenic Zou Yibei, the last time we argued was because we debated what higher forms of thinking should take. I think the ultimate form of thinking should be simple and clear, from the most complex to the simplest. But she thinks higher thinking should be a state of chaos…and she also thinks that human activities cannot damage the Earth’s environment, just like God wouldn’t create something that could destroy itself. She wrote this in her thesis, and it was rejected by her teacher, and they debated it for two hours…”…Qi Yi’an rambled on from literature to philosophy, then to social sciences, psychology, quantum mechanics, from Chinese to English to Catalan…
Qin Ruoshui laughed until her stomach hurt from watching her muttering to herself, her schizophrenic state.
…
Zou Yibei sneezed and woke up. Huh? Who's thinking about her?
Did you set the air conditioning too low when you took a nap in the office?
"Speaking of which... J Islands... what is that, and where is it?" She yawned and turned on her computer to search.
Why did I suddenly think of this? It's so strange.
…
"Alright," she patted Qi Yi'an's belly, "get up and walk around for a bit."
Qi Yi'an stopped muttering and got up to walk a few steps... Ah, much better... Wait... still a little... um...
"Hmm? Still not working?" Qin Ruoshui pushed up her glasses. "Let's try a different position."
She made Qi Yi'an stand, stepping one foot onto the sofa and standing on the floor with the other, then she squatted down and started to climb up...
Waaaaaaah… Qi Yi'an exploded on the spot, feeling even more embarrassed!!!
Ah, life!
…When it finally came to a true sense of “it’s over,” Qi Yi’an had emptied his mind…Great sorrow and joy, profound enlightenment, all things are empty…
Qin Ruoshui placed her on the bed, and Qi Yi'an wearily looked at the woman who was also in that state…
"Are you blaming me?" Qin Ruoshui lowered her eyes and gently coaxed her, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have let you shave... Don't be angry..."
"No, I won't..." Qi Yi'an said weakly, "It's my own choice, it has nothing to do with you. Thank you for helping me..."
The author lamented, "Dozens of lines have been deleted here."
Author's Note:
Celebrating 5.20~
I suddenly received a notice that I have to finish all the finals and papers within 10 days. I'll update this chapter before then.
My "Self-Description of an Outstanding Graduate" was suggested by my esteemed professor to be more lively... Uh, have I been using all my liveliness in writing erotic stories lately?
Chapter 11 Minimalist Extra
Minimalist little bonus chapter!
After taking a shower, Qi Yi'an wrapped his arm around Qin Ruoshui's neck and snuggled in her arms as she used her tablet to book a house on J Island.
"How about this one? It's right by the sea, so there's no need to rent one with a pool."
Qi Yi'an wasn't particularly concerned about the house; he was having a great time gently poking her tiny double chin in the crook of her neck.
Leaning against the headboard among the pile of pillows, Qin Ruoshui looked so... peaceful.
She can even have a cute double chin sometimes! So adorable, I want to... take a bite...
He chuckled to himself.
Qi Yi'an is really good at entertaining himself.
"What are you laughing at?" Qin Ruoshui lowered her head and gently stamped her forehead. Mine.
Qi Yi'an grinned foolishly, looked up at her without saying a word, his wide eyes looking so innocent and harmless.
"What? You've turned into a little animal again~?" Why is this kid suddenly getting all excited again?
"Could you go downstairs and get my bank card for me? It's in my bag in the entryway. Hmm?" The serene Qin Ruoshui was too lazy to move.
Qi Yi'an was also lazy, rubbing against her 36D breasts and unwilling to move away. Actually, he was mainly lustful.
"...Hmm"
"Go get it for me, sweetie." Qin Ruoshui nudged the little monkey.
Qi Yi'an reluctantly shifted her position, about to say "Wait a minute...", when she felt Qin Ruoshui start kicking her. ???
Her little feet are so soft... so warm...
Before I could even react, I was kicked to the side of the bed.
"Go on~~"
A woman's shy voice, alluring key changes at the end of notes...
The next second, Qi Yi'an was kicked off the bed.
Completely bewildered. He was utterly captivated by Qin Ruoshui's sweet, coquettish voice…
Go ahead and...
Oh my goodness... this old lady is so sweet and coquettish...
Qi Yi'an's whole body went limp. His heart warmed, melting into a soft mass.
You go~~ and the feeling of that little foot kicking her hard... she can keep reliving it.
Going downstairs to get something is nothing; Qi Yi'an suddenly felt a surge of heroic (and lustful) sentiment, as if he could give up the empire for the beauty.
Who could resist that? I'd do anything for her, without hesitation, even in the face of fire and water, without needing to be urged.
Qin Ruoshui, bewildered by the sight of the little animal, immediately jumped up, rubbed its kicked bottom, and nimbly ran downstairs, completely forgetting that she wasn't wearing any clothes. She remained dazed the entire time, lost in thought.
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