"That's great!" the little grass exclaimed even more excitedly. "How far exactly?"
"I'm not quite sure. It's about two streets that have been drastically altered. There's just too much information I've seen and heard, and I can't sort it all out. It seems like they're all coming to mind at the same time. It should be about 300 or 400 meters long."
"That's great! It's even further than the distance between Mingjin and me before we got together!" Xiaocao's voice was filled with laughter, but then she suddenly changed the subject, "Wenwen asked you to meet her, right? This time you need to take the initiative and try to win her over, to make her yours."
Lin Yao coughed out of nowhere, bent over abruptly, and bumped his head on the air conditioning vent in front of the passenger seat of the taxi. Fortunately, he didn't have anything in his mouth at the moment, otherwise he would have definitely had a big burp.
The driver, a middle-aged, thin man, noticed the passenger coughing out of nowhere and making such exaggerated movements. He quickly and discreetly rolled down the window a little to let in a blast of cold air, lest the passenger contract some kind of infectious disease and infect him.
"Please, Little Grass, where did you learn these words? Why do you keep saying 'take it and eat it'?" Lin Yao was defeated, thinking, how come Little Grass can also say dirty words? And say them so confidently, it's simply shocking.
“It’s in books, it’s online too. When a boy goes on a date with a girl, isn’t it just about getting her and eating her?” Xiaocao’s tone became a little hesitant, as if she wasn’t very sure. “Oh right, there’s also ‘pushing down,’ yes, that’s the most common way to say it.”
"Ah~~~~" Lin Yao couldn't help but cry out, startling the taxi driver next to him. The driver slammed on the gas pedal, and the taxi sped forward.
Fortunately, the car in front was far enough away, giving the taxi driver enough time to react and avoid a rear-end collision. But once the driver calmed down, he immediately disregarded Lin Yao's feelings and rolled the left window all the way down so he could get some fresh air.
A little cold air, of course, had no effect on Lin Yao. It didn't even catch his attention, as he was preoccupied with investigating the unusual state of the grass and how it had changed.
"Little Grass, what do you usually watch online? How did you learn so many dirty jokes?" Lin Yao asked, somewhat speechless.
Xiaocao hardly needs to sleep. Whether in the office or at home, she uses her tentacles to operate the computer and browse some web pages for the purpose of learning. Therefore, when Lin Yao sleeps, the computer in the room is also turned on so that Xiaocao can study and pass the time.
“I already know all the foreign languages you asked me to learn, and they’re not really that fun. I just read some novels. You know, novels are supposed to be based on real life, so I wanted to learn more about your lives and thoughts.” Xiaocao wasn’t embarrassed at all and replied in her usual matter-of-fact tone, “The most frequently used word in novels is ‘pushed down,’ and there are also things like ‘mimi’ and ‘panting.’ Anyway, that’s what happens when a boy goes to a girl. I’m not wrong; that’s how it’s written in the book.”
Lin Yao was speechless, thinking that it was fortunate that there were still censorship experts in this world, otherwise it wouldn't be as simple as just mimi and panting, and he didn't know what Xiaocao would want to see.
Is this all there is to finding a girl for a boy?
Lin Yao couldn't help but feel puzzled, and he also looked down on those novelists, as if all that could happen between boys and girls was panting and eating people. It seemed that the world was filled with primitive movements, which had even corrupted the grass.
"Little grass, don't look at those things, it's not like that at all," Lin Yao explained patiently. "You know, last time Wenwen and I were in the park, nothing happened, right?"
"But you ambushed her, you hugged her, just like in the book, except the rest is different. In the book, they usually go to bed after hugging." Xiaocao continued to shock Lin Yao's fragile nerves with her shocking words.
Having acquired the Earth Mother, representing wisdom, or rather, after acquiring Timu, Xiaocao's intelligence has noticeably improved rapidly. In terms of learning ability, Lin Yao can no longer catch up with Xiaocao, even though he considers his memory to be almost photographic. He is still far inferior to Xiaocao in terms of learning.
Xiaocao is a language prodigy. She's mastered English, Russian, German, French, Japanese, Korean, and even Arabic. She's learned any language for which textbooks could be found online, and for those where textbooks weren't available, she used a method taught by Lin Yao to post requests for help on forums and Baidu Ask, then had others send her textbooks.
It is said that this girl, who is almost always online all night, has already made a name for herself on the internet and is known as a genius with exceptional linguistic talent. As long as someone provides her with information, it will not be long before she can communicate with netizens who are proficient in a certain language family using the language she has learned, which is truly amazing.
Suddenly, Lin Yao remembered something that was giving him a headache, something that was really giving him a headache.
Xiaocao exists inside his body, and Lin Yao has completely come to regard her as a living person. He always respects her "personality" when chatting and discussing things. Xiaocao's voice even made Lin Yao think it was the most beautiful female voice in the world.
But……
But this situation can be quite awkward!
Lin Yao was having a bit of a headache. He thought about what he would do if he found a woman in the future, and during kissing or even sex, there was a living "woman" living inside his body!
Wouldn't that be incredibly embarrassing?!
Will I be so embarrassed that I become a psychogenic erectile dysfunction patient?
A series of ideas flashed through Lin Yao's mind, making him extremely nervous and helpless.
This situation is truly unsolvable!
Lin Yao couldn't come up with a good solution even after his entire back was soaked in cold sweat.
"Am I destined to be a bachelor for life?! But if I don't, having someone inside me while I'm being intimate with someone is just so awkward!"
Lin Yao inwardly groaned, tears welling up but he couldn't cry. Even the excitement and exhilaration he felt after receiving Xia Yuwen's call had completely vanished. If this problem wasn't resolved first, there was no point in even considering getting married and having children!
"Yaoyao, what are you worried about?" Xiaocao had obviously "heard" Lin Yao's uncontrolled thoughts again. "What does it have to do with anything? I even saw the videos online. They were not good at all, completely lacking in aesthetics, and boring and monotonous. So I only watched two videos and then stopped."
"I wonder what it will be like when you do this with other people, Yaoyao. I'm so looking forward to it..."
Lin Yao was sweating profusely, like a waterfall of sweat...
"What's wrong?" Xiaocao continued to ask, clearly sensing Lin Yao's tension and frustration, but unsure of what she had said wrong.
"Little Grass... how am I supposed to find a wife in the future? With you inside my body, how can I be intimate with other people in front of you?" Lin Yao said helplessly, expressing his worries in a tone full of resentment.
"What's the big deal? I'll just go into hibernation. You set a time, and I'll go into hibernation and sleep." Little Grass didn't understand Lin Yao's words at all. In her opinion, it was no big deal. "Don't worry, I won't peek. It's not like it's interesting."
That's all we can do...
Lin Yao thought to himself, still feeling like crying...
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