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She wept bitterly, filled with regret...

Cough... once, cough... twice, cough... three times...

He opened his eyes... staring blankly at the person crying by the bedside, coughing.

The person was looking at him, and his beautiful eyes were filled with tears. At first, there was joy, then fear, then joy again, but then fear again. His expression was incredibly complex and ever-changing.

He woke up, and she was overjoyed. Did he hear her? She was terrified. Who cares? He's awake! She should still be happy. But could it be the legendary death knell? She was terrified again!

"Oh my god, what should she do!" she asked with extreme concern. "Is this a final burst of energy before death?"

Has anyone actually asked that?!

Minglu looked puzzled, carefully examining his body. It was very painful and uncomfortable. He had never experienced a final burst of lucidity before; he didn't know what it meant…

"I don't care! Once you're awake, you're not allowed to close your eyes, you're not allowed to faint, and you're not allowed to fall asleep again, do you hear me!" Xi Ri paced around anxiously on the ground, only able to think of this one method.

Minglu, lying on the bed, watched the woman spinning around on the floor and listened to her cute and frank words, and smiled faintly.

Outside the room, the imperial physician, who had been watching a large group of people faint and crying, moved even further away and continued, "I'm afraid Prince Ming won't wake up for a while. He will need to recuperate and rest properly for the next six months. He can't be careless, or he will suffer long-term consequences."

It took a while for these words to reach Fu Jin's ears. He suddenly turned around and stared at the imperial physician. The physician, terrified, tried to run away, but he couldn't outrun this unruly devil and was caught in Fu Jin's hands. Fu Jin's eyes gleamed as he stared at the physician in his grasp, making the physician tremble like a leaf in the wind. Suddenly, a large tear welled up in Fu Jin's eye. He hugged the trembling physician tightly, shaking him, and cried and laughed at the same time, "Imperial Physician, you are so good! You are a miracle doctor! I love you..."

"Huh?" The poor old doctor was so dizzy from being shaken so wildly by Fu Jin that he finally said with a red face, "I am already sixty-two years old and have a son and a daughter. Young Master Fu, you should think it over carefully."

The main story is a time-travel arc involving four leaves [not part of the main story, purely for my own amusement?]

This article is dedicated to all my friends and online readers who enjoy my writing: Wind. It was your long comment that inspired me to write this piece, "Four-Leaf Clover's Journey."

This is purely for my own amusement, just some ramblings by Yotsuba. It's not part of the main story, it's very wish-fulfillment, very simplistic, and very infatuated. Read it if you like, skip it if you don't.

First, here's the long review Feng gave me:

Author: Wind

Heard that the beautiful Leafy Leaf wants to rest? A fierce wind whips up in both directions, scattering the four-leaf clover. Four leaves become eight, sixteen, thirty-two… The wind grins menacingly: "I'll teach you to stay home! I'll let you rest for three to five days! I'll tear you to pieces! For these three to five days, you'll be doing a jigsaw puzzle for me, see if you can put together another four-leaf clover! Want to rest? No way!"

This is your territory, I'm in charge now. (A wild wind is playing a prank~~~)

The story goes that when the fake Xi Ri went up the mountain, Ming Lu's mother spotted a bright, shimmering green hat on his head. Just as she was about to carefully place it on the head of her handsome, dashing, charming, and womanizing son, Ming Lu, the old princess was furious, but secretly relieved. "Luckily, I saw it first," she thought, "otherwise, my Lu would have been in big trouble." After coming down the mountain, the old princess rushed to the palace to see the Empress Dowager. After a long and heated debate, the two empresses, considering that personal loss of virtue was a small matter compared to the dignity of the royal family, and that Xi Ri's two rejected marriage proposals were a small matter compared to the fact that Ming Lu couldn't wear a green hat, reached a consensus: they would devise a plan to have the Emperor cancel the marriage between Ming Lu and Xi Ri.

Haha, Longlong, look how much I love you! This huge problem was solved with just a few clicks of my finger. Just keep up the good work, and next time, you absolutely must resist that Oedipus complex. Tian Xiri is a piece of cake for you. I've helped you so much; next time I help someone deliver a love letter or strike up a conversation, I'll definitely make a profit from the referral fee.

Hey Minglu, I'm got a handsome face, it's not that I don't like you, it's just that you have too many wives, three or four concubines. Did you accidentally offend that Siye sometime? She's clearly making trouble for you. She already had five wives, and these past two years she's been adding two more to your household. Do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti, it's like a whole song! Siye isn't a good person, she's deliberately tormenting you. But since she's not a good person, I feel a little sorry for you. You should send some silver and jewelry over, and I'll teach you a plan. While Siye's been saying she needs a rest these past few days, I'll use the most popular transmigration method on Jinjiang Literature City, somehow I'll send her to your territory. You, on the other hand, should fully utilize your charm as a playboy prince and make her marry one of your favorite men, like Fu Jin, Xi En, or Nalan. Don't waste your resources. If all else fails, you can consider making some sacrifices yourself. In that case, when she comes back, she won't be so cruel to you. Maybe one of your three wives will run away with someone else today, another of your four concubines will die tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow she'll say that Lan'er was just bought to be kept as a decoration. The day after that, it turns out that Madam Lan is a Thai ladyboy. And the day after that... In short, in at most a week, she'll have all your wives under her control, and you can then peacefully, happily, and easily pursue your beloved beauties.

The plot of the "Wild Wind" version goes like this: The beautiful Xi Ri regains her freedom, and two handsome men use every trick in the book to pursue her, including showering the "Four-Leaf Villain" with jewels and silver. After counting her money until her hands are sore, the Four-Leaf Villain finally promises Xi Ri to a handsome man with deep feelings for her. Unwilling to give up, the other man sends an even deeper declaration of love the next day, so the Four-Leaf Villain rewrites the story... and then comes an even deeper declaration of love, and so on... until Jinjiang (a Chinese online literature platform) malfunctions, and the "Wild Wind" character, exhausted from following the story, discovers it's still not finished!

Yotsuba, if you don't come back soon, next time it won't be as simple as just exposing your bribery. Murder, arson, theft, rape, treason, collusion with the enemy—you'd better watch out.

——————Four-Leaf Clover Time Travel Arc——————

One night, the moon was full, but it had a bluish tinge, making the distant mountains appear and disappear intermittently, creating an eerie atmosphere...

Crickets chirped and scurried about downstairs, frogs jumped and croaked restlessly, and flies and mosquitoes were everywhere, even the mice couldn't sleep tonight.

But some people just sleep soundly, oblivious to everything!

Inside, there were white walls, pink curtains, a large white wooden bed, and gauze curtains hanging all around, which swayed in the breeze.

Some people have countless times before going to sleep, indulging in self-admiration, thinking, "This is what a boudoir is like!" Completely ignoring the smelly, hole-ridden socks scattered all over the floor—is this really a young lady's boudoir?

For some reason, I slept really well tonight, and for the first time ever, Yotsuba, wearing loose pajamas, drooled.

Just then, a gust of wind blew in through the window! The wind blew fiercely in both directions, scattering the four-leaf clover, who was having a sweet dream, into pieces. Suddenly, the four-leaf clover on the bed became eight leaves, eight leaves became sixteen leaves, sixteen leaves became thirty-two leaves, and so on, infinitely decomposing until it gradually disappeared into the wind.

The howling wind, still grinning maliciously, seemed to say: "I'll teach you to stay home, I'll teach you to rest for three to five days, I'll teach you to sleep all day, I'll teach you to keep me waiting for your work until my heart breaks, I'll tear you to pieces. For these three to five days, you'll be doing my jigsaw puzzle. Want to rest? No way!"

Unfortunately, despite the fierce winds, Yotsuba remained fast asleep, sweetly dreaming of traveling through time...

Handsome guys, here I come!

Upon waking, she was greeted by a house with ornate beams and painted rafters. Four Leaf looked closely... ornate beams and painted rafters? Huh? Had she transmigrated? Ah? —She'd transmigrated...

I was incredibly excited! I danced with joy!

He suddenly jumped out of bed, his eyes gleaming with a sly glint, and grinned wildly!

OMG! I time-traveled! I finally time-traveled! Thank God! I've been waiting for this for so many years, and God has finally opened your eyes today!

Handsome guys, where are you? Come out quickly! You don't know... I've been waiting for a love story with you guys that's earth-shattering and tear-jerking, and even the prime of my youth has passed... Tears are streaming down my face...

"You're awake?" He suddenly appeared, leaning against the door, his whole body bathed in the morning light, shimmering with a faint glow.

My eyes widened and my mouth gaped open. The legendary handsome guy had appeared, and I... was actually wearing pajamas!

Who cares? The ancients had no idea these were pajamas; they might have thought they were the latest fashion trend.

Head held high, chest out, I walked up to him with confidence, head held high, legs crossed, and approached! My heart was pounding. How could he be so handsome? It's unfair! I declared loudly and proudly, "I'm from the future! I'm a time traveler! I can foresee the future, I can sing many songs, I can recite many poems, I know many business concepts you don't know, I'm a treasure, in short, you've found a treasure, you know that?"

"Who are you?" he asked lazily.

"I am Yotsuba!"

Who is Yotsuba?

"Yotsuba is me."

"So he's an idiot." He ignored me and turned to leave.