Little Cloud's eyes darted around, weighing the pros and cons, before spitting the thing out: "Tui~"
Upon closer inspection, it was a small pink USB drive that looked quite old, covered in signs of use.
Just then, a woman dressed provocatively with a pink afro rushed over from the opposite side: "Oh dear, that's mine!"
Jian Yunxian stood up and very gentlemanly wiped the things clean and handed them to her.
"That's great, that's great!" The woman quickly patted her chest, carefully wrapped the thing in a handkerchief, and put it in her pocket. "Thank you, thank you!"
It looks like a very valuable item.
The woman looked at the bewildered lamb beside her, bent down, and affectionately rubbed its head: "Thanks to you, I really have to thank you."
Then he looked up and asked Jian Yunxian, "Handsome young man, why don't you come in and sit down at our shop? I'll get some grass for your sheep to eat..."
As Jian Yunxian turned around, Yi Heye was frantically giving him meaningful glances—
As luck would have it, this is the owner of "Pink Love Trends," the person they're looking for.
So Jian Yunxian straightened up and followed the proprietress to the alley entrance.
"What a coincidence, you must be the owner of Pink Love Restaurant, right?"
As they walked into the alley, Jian Yunxian, laughing, pushed the unsuspecting Yi Heye in front of her:
"I'd like to bring my friend here for a first time. It's his first time, could you perhaps arrange a suitable one for us?"
Author's Note:
You guys? Should we arrange one? Two people share one?
Chapter 46, number 046
The moment he was pushed out, Yi Heye's mind went completely blank.
He glanced back at Jian Yunxian, then looked up at the pink-haired woman in front of him. After a long moment of bewilderment, he finally realized—? ??
The woman reacted quickly. The moment Jian Yun finished speaking, her previous reserve vanished, her mink coat slipped down to her shoulders as if by accident, and her gaze became lingering, sweeping back and forth between the two men in front of her.
"Oh, so you're here to have fun."
It seemed that a single sentence revealed her true form.
"I..." Before Yi Heye could struggle, he received a signal from Jian Yunxian's eyes—
This was part of the operation, an indispensable step in gathering information, though it cannot be ruled out that Jian Yunxian was deliberately playing a trick on him.
But Yi Heye always knew what was important, and after thinking it over, he swallowed back all his words.
The price was that my face turned bright red with anger.
The woman was initially a little wary, but Yi Heye's youthful appearance inadvertently dispelled her doubts.
She gazed at Yi Heye's flushed face, then gently lifted his chin with her fingertip, a hint of amusement in her eyes: "So shy, it seems this really is your first time~"
Before Yi Heye could move aside, Jian Yunxian gently stepped in front of him, seemingly casually brushing away the woman's hand.
The woman was shrewd; she smiled at his actions but didn't say anything.
She turned around, leading the two of them into the alley, and asked back, "Are you two going to stay together or separate?"
Before Yi Heye could react, Jian Yunxian, displaying his gentlemanly manners, handed over the decision: "Would you like to come with me?"
The woman smiled and looked at him.
Faced with the two gazes cast at him at the same time, Yi Heye's brain, which had been offline, started to work nervously—if they were together, he would at least have some hope, but if they were separated, wouldn't he be completely isolated and helpless?
So he firmly replied, "Together!"
The woman looked at Jian Yunxian, who was laughing, and raised an eyebrow as if she understood: "Wow~ So bold on the first time?"
Yi Heye then belatedly realized that he might have said something wrong. He wanted to slap himself for what he had said a second ago, but after thinking it over, it seemed that there was no better choice.
So I decided to just go all in—damn it, I'm already here, what's the point of being shameless?
"Do you prefer men or women? AI or humans? Do you have any preferred positions or ways of playing? Do you have any special fetishes?"
Yi Heye was so overwhelmed by the barrage of questions that he almost bit his tongue off. These were questions he had never seriously considered at the age of twenty-five, and now he was completely flustered.
He looked at Jian Yunxian for help, and the next second he regretted it.
The man added fuel to the fire by asking, "Hmm? I'm asking you, what kind do you like?"
Yi Heye stammered, hastily changing the subject: "...I'll do whatever you say!"
"Let's get a male AI, around twenty years old, good-looking, preferably with two plugs (referring to a male AI), and with more than three years of work experience. We can handle the rest ourselves." Jian Yunxian pretended to think for a moment and said, "My friend doesn't know anything, so I'll have to teach him slowly. After all, it's training a newbie, so it might take a while. I hope no one else will bother us in the meantime."
As he said this, Yi Heye was inwardly marveling – he really was a good actor. His usual refined and gentle demeanor was completely hidden. Now, his expression, actions, and words were exactly what one would call a fake white-collar worker at work and a real beast after get off work.
And this guy is so damn skilled at it. For a moment, Yi Heye even felt that this guy had done this kind of stupid thing quite often.
As it turns out, they would never have found a way if they had tried to find it on their own.
The "Pink Love Trend" store is located in a prominent position on the street, but the real "pillar industry" can only be found after going through a winding mountain road.
"After all, it's not a legitimate business. Our shop is usually run by acquaintances bringing in other acquaintances," the woman said. "Today, I especially want to thank your little lamb for helping me find the item. Otherwise, we wouldn't have made an exception and let strangers like you in."
The wariness was clearly expressed in the words, as if to say, "I will openly monitor you."
Jian Yunxian was quite adept at it: "I rarely come to D area to play, and I don't know many people here. I just heard that there are many different games to play here, and it's suitable for beginners, so I brought him here to find out."
Yi Heye dared not speak. He glanced at the mini pink sign that was right in front of him and slowly realized what he was about to encounter. His heart pounded with nervousness.
Before entering, the woman glanced at them warily, and Jian Yunxian put his arm around Yi Heye's tense shoulder: "Don't be afraid, we won't eat you."
Yi Heye felt like he was going to be eaten up by this small store, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk in stiffly.
As soon as he opened the door, a cloyingly sweet perfume overwhelmed Yi Heye's senses. He gently covered his nose before he could even look around the shop.
For the D district, this store is quite impressive, with a considerable area and tasteful decor.
Before me, the long aisle was lined with people. On the left were women, and on the right were men. They were all different kinds of people, tall and short, fat and thin, young and old.
As soon as I stepped inside, people on both sides started posing and flaunting themselves. Some were taking off their clothes, some were dancing, and everyone was trying to maximize their value in the fleeting moment of passing by.
Yi Heye panicked, feeling like he had nowhere to look.
Just then, a beautiful young woman in her early twenties, wearing fox ears, bounced out, a huge fox tail swaying behind her: "Sister Qin personally brought people to play today!"
"You helped me find something, here's a thank you gift." The woman waved her hand with a smile, then introduced to the two, "Our shop's Little Daji is very popular, it's a pity you don't want women."
Yi Heye looked up at the "Little Daji" and saw that she was a human girl with a realistic fox tail installed on her coccyx. This grafting technique is different from ordinary prosthetic limbs. It requires the installation of another mechanical skeleton on the coccyx and nerve reconnection. Even after the installation is completed, she needs to take anti-rejection drugs for a long time.
This is an extremely painful surgery for humans, and even someone like Yi Heye, who is a pain enthusiast, can hardly understand it.
Upon closer inspection, the girl's body was also very thin. Apart from the obvious fillers in the necessary areas, her skin was pale and sickly, and she clearly did not look very healthy.
But it must be said that her face, figure, and fluffy tail are indeed very much in line with the aesthetics of most straight men. In addition, she is even willing to have a tail grafted, which shows that she is a very daring person. This is probably why this girl is so popular.
Looking further ahead, she's not the only one willing to go to such lengths. There are people who get plastic surgery to look good, people who train their bodies to be as supple as snakes for better user experience, and some who even weld tools to their hands for easier service...
The way they were all working so hard made Yi Heye feel a little scared.
At that moment, looking at these guys trying so hard to show themselves, he felt a pang of sadness.
But soon, Jian Yunxian quietly reached out and blocked his view, pulling him directly to a man: "What do you think of him?"
The male AI stood before them expressionlessly, wearing a clean shirt and without any strange tools or tentacles. Overall, he looked fairly normal. A small tag next to him indicated his length of service: four years.
Yi Heye quickly nodded: "It's him, it's him."
Sister Qin responded with a "Okay," and reached out to press the back of the AI's head. The male AI's stiff expression visibly melted away, and then he smiled politely at them: "Hello gentlemen, my name is Kevin."
Jian Yun jokingly asked with ease, "Does Kevin know how to cut hair?"
Yi Heye realized that this person was taking the opportunity to inquire about things related to Tony, so he also pricked up his ears to listen.
Kevin replied matter-of-factly, "That's my side job, but I'm not on duty today. If you gentlemen need help, I can do your hair too."
Yi Heye was quite pleased with his white hair and immediately covered his head, saying, "No need, thank you."
Kevin gave a very polite smile, got up, and led the two people upstairs.
This place truly lives up to its reputation as the pinnacle of the brothel scene in District D. Unlike those humble dwellings where a tattered curtain serves as a makeshift shelter for the night, this place boasts rows of respectable rooms, their doors quietly closed, awaiting the arrival of guests.
Kevin used his bracelet to unlock a room. Looking inside, he saw a heart-shaped bed, ambiguous lighting, and a bunch of strange tools that made him afraid to look too closely.
Yi Heye nervously took a step back, and just as he was about to run away, Jian Yunxian pressed his shoulder down firmly.
……Oh shit.
Yi Heye reluctantly withdrew his leg, which had been trying to desert him, his heart still trembling wildly—the sacrifice for completing this mission was just too great.
After settling the two guests into their room, Kevin bowed slightly and said, "I'll go and make some preparations. Gentlemen, please wait a moment."
Yi Heye felt a chill run down his spine—why do we need to prepare for this?!
Seeing Yi Heye's nervous expression, Jian Yunxian said to Kevin, "Don't take off your clothes when you come in. My friend is timid and this is his first time. We have to take it one step at a time."
Kevin paused for a moment, then nodded and left.
As the door in front of him gradually closed, leaving only himself and Jian Yunxian in the room with an awkward atmosphere, Yi Heye sat on the edge of the bed, his heart pounding with nervousness.
Just a second before the door closed, a series of loud crackling sounds came from outside. Yi Heye sprang to his feet like a cat whose tail had been singed by a lighter: "I'll go see what's going on!"
As soon as the door opened, a naked man was lying on the ground, swaying and emitting a terrifying, wicked laugh. Beside him was a smashed vase, and shards cut his wrists, but he seemed to feel no pain at all, letting the blood gush out.
The next second, a woman who was also unsteady on her feet came out from behind him. She looked dazed and tripped over the man who had fallen to the ground, falling onto him.
Upon hearing the commotion, Sister Qin immediately led two men upstairs to the second floor. She squatted down, glanced at the two men, frowned, and ordered them to carry the two mentally unstable individuals downstairs.
Turning around, he happened to see Yi Heye peeking out, so he immediately put on a smiling face and explained, "I was just drunk and acting crazy, please excuse me."
The next second, Sister Qin reached out and pushed Yi Heye back inside the door.
Yi Heye frowned and didn't follow them out.
He was a little dazed by the dim light and could only pinch his brow and stroke it little by little.
He glanced at Jian Yunxian, who looked completely relaxed beside him, as if suddenly remembering something, and then flashed his first smile since entering the room: "Why did you choose a man? You're not gay, are you?"
Jian Yunxian laughed along and calmly replied, "Because the Tony who had the accident was a male AI, if we narrow down our tastes, we might just run into the same duck that Ren Guoqi ordered."
Then, with a hint of amusement, he reached out and put his arm around Yi Heye's shoulder, whispering in his ear, "Mr. Yi, why do you look so disappointed? It seems you were really looking forward to me being gay."