Mademoiselle Mu et le Canari

Chapitre 1

Chapter 1

"A compatible alien soul has been detected. Binding to a host... Binding successful!"

"Importing original content..."

"Basic panel loading..."

What was that sound?

As soon as she regained consciousness, Wen Yun felt a constant buzzing in her head, and a light-hearted female voice was speaking to her.

She suspected that she was experiencing auditory hallucinations early in the morning due to overwork and lack of sleep, so she reached for her phone on the bedside table to check the time.

But my fingertips touched a cold, flat surface.

Wen Yun was startled and subconsciously opened her eyes. What she saw was not a simple computer desk, but... a car window?!

This startled her so much that she was wide awake and looked around blankly.

She was in a strange car! And sitting in the passenger seat!

"Host, please don't be anxious or afraid!" Just then, she heard the female voice again, "You have now entered the world of 'The Rich and Powerful: The True Heiress's Counterattack,' and your current identity is..."

"What the hell?!" Wen Yun was utterly shocked. "Isn't this the terrible novel I just finished reading?!"

Wen Yun doesn't have many hobbies, but following novels is one of them.

Just recently, she started reading a serialized novel labeled "The True Heiress's Counterattack" and "Slapping Faces and Abusing Scumbags." She originally wanted to read some satisfying stories of a counterattack to relax from the bad mood brought on by overtime work, but she ended up feeling more and more frustrated as she read on.

In this book, Ruan Yu, the real heiress who was switched at birth, is taken back to the Wen family. Her father doesn't love her, her mother doesn't care for her, and everyone looks down on her as a country bumpkin who can't stand up to scrutiny.

Ruan Yu was not discouraged. She believed that she was not capable enough, so she began to work hard from the day she arrived at the Wen family.

Through diligent study, she was admitted to the experimental class of a prestigious academy despite having a very poor foundation. She also tried her best to master the arts of music, chess, calligraphy, painting, and the refined tastes of the wealthy. She even begged the housekeeper to teach her the proper etiquette of a young lady from a wealthy family again and again.

However, when she thought she was qualified to win her parents' love, she was framed by the fake heiress Wen Yun. Despite being innocent, she became the target of everyone's criticism. Her only friend also left without looking back after advising her to "be careful".

Ultimately, her biological parents lost their hearts to her and even severed ties with her, ruthlessly kicking her out of the Wen family.

When Wen Yun got to this point in the story, she thought it was the beginning of the true heiress's comeback.

But what happened next was a complete slap in the face for her—

When Ruan Yu was kicked out, it was during the final sprint of her senior year of high school. Having experienced all sorts of hardships, she naturally went to the exam hall in an extremely depressed state.

After the college entrance examination ended and the scores and cut-off lines were released, Ruan Yu, unable to bear the multiple pressures from her grades, interpersonal relationships, and environment, chose to end her own life in despair!

The text even states bluntly: Ruan Yu died on her birthday in the summer of her eighteenth year.

—That day was also the birthday of Wen Yun, the fake heiress.

While everyone was celebrating Wen Yun's birthday, Ruan Yu took an overdose of sleeping pills and quietly lay on the hotel's simple bed, ending her short life in indescribable pain.

When Wen Yun was following the story up to this point, especially after seeing the words "The End" at the end of the chapter, she felt a lump in her throat. Undeterred, she clicked on the book details and saw that the article status was "Completed." She immediately cursed, "Damn it!"

What a damn good story of a rich girl's rise to power!

From the very beginning, her biological parents disliked the real heiress and ignored her efforts, showing absolutely no remorse!

The fake heiress, who constantly tripped up the real heiress and indirectly drove her to her death, didn't receive any punishment and lived a wonderful life until the very end!

Enraged, Wen Yun immediately opened the comments section and joined other readers in cursing the author for deceptive writing and a terrible ending:

Instead of saying "the real heiress is making a comeback," why not change it to "the real heiress is suffering!"

"If you can't write a satisfying, enjoyable story, then don't write it! Using the 'satisfying' tag to write sensationalist content is disgusting; the author seems to have a serious illness!!"

As for what happened later...

After recalling the contents of the novel, Wen Yun also remembered what happened later.

She had just finished her night shift and was walking alone at night when she was so caught up in her emotions that she was focused on posting in the comments section without paying attention to where she was going.

She only heard the screech of horns and brakes before being thrown out in excruciating pain and losing consciousness.

"...So I've already transmigrated into a book after I died?" she murmured, asking herself as well as the female voice echoing in her mind.

Based on the online novels she had read, the voice calling her "host" should be the system she was bound to.

"Yes, after examination, your vital signs in the original world have completely disappeared, and your emotional output to the current world has reached a certain level, meeting the basic requirements for a transmigrator!"

The system explained, its tone still light and cheerful, like a lively young girl.

Wen Yun usually reads a wide variety of novels, so she quickly accepted this kind of surreal setting.

only……

"Who were you just trying to say I dressed up as?" she belatedly realized.

"Your current identity is: Fake Heiress Wen Yun," the system weakly added.

"..." Wen Yun couldn't help but gasp.

It just so happens to be the character she hates the most!

The fake heiress Wen Yun is a black-hearted little white lotus who uses underhanded tactics such as flattery, subtle criticism, and sowing discord to torment the real heiress!

According to the original text, she was supposed to be the one the real heiress slapped in the face, a low-level villain who was supposed to be trampled on by the real heiress after her comeback.

As a result, for some unknown reason, the real heiress, who should have turned the tables, was instead gradually dragged into the mire by the fake heiress, and ultimately chose to end her own life!

Before Wen Yun could ask, the system took the initiative to introduce itself: "The full name of this system is 'Tea Flavor System'. Its responsibility is to supervise the host's green tea remarks and provide the host with various auxiliary tools."

"A green tea b*tch speaking?" Wen Yun was taken aback.

"That's right, host~" the system said, "When the host utters tea-related words that meet the judgment conditions, you will receive the corresponding 'tea flavor score'. Tea flavor score can be exchanged for various items, especially life-extending items, which can increase the host's survival time!"

"Life-extending items? Survival time?" Wen Yun frowned, feeling a chill run down her spine. "How much longer can I live?"

"The host's initial survival time is one day, or 24 hours," the system replied.

Wen Yun:? ? ?

"Only one day??" She almost lost her composure. "Good heavens, does that mean I can't live without using smooth talk?!"

"You can understand it that way, host," the system acknowledged her assessment. "Furthermore, survival time is deducted only after midnight each day, and you can check the value at any time. As long as you allow enough time for deduction, surviving won't be a problem!"

Encouraged by the system, Wen Yun frowned even more deeply. "But I hated green tea bitches the most in my past life, and I'm completely clueless about their smooth talk!"

"No problem, this system can provide tea-related phrases templates that fit the scene at any time!" the system replied confidently. "If the host can't think of a suitable green tea phrase, reading from the template is also fine."

Wen Yun:......

It seems that, in order to prolong her life, she has no choice but to drink tea.

"Is it because the original owner was a 'green tea' woman that I was bound to your system?" she couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, host," the system replied. "However, this system does not restrict whether the transmigrator maintains the original character's persona, but the transmigrator shall bear all the doubts and consequences arising from the collapse of the persona."

Wen Yun breathed a sigh of relief; it was good that it wasn't forced.

"So what should I do now?" she asked again.

"According to the plot, you just picked up the protagonist Ruan Yu from the countryside and are on your way back to the Wen family home together," the system said. "In three minutes, the car will be at your doorstep!"

Wen Yun still remembered this opening scene.

According to her memory, after the protagonist Ruan Yu got out of the car, she offended the housekeeper simply because she showed curiosity and timidity towards the Wen family villa. After entering the villa, she was disliked by her biological parents for not being elegant and dignified enough, and was eventually placed in the guest bedroom on the first floor.

Wen Yun actually disliked her parents quite a bit.

It's absurd and ridiculous that someone who has never raised a protagonist would demand that the protagonist they just brought home has the same level of refinement and talent as the fake heiress, otherwise they would consider her a "country bumpkin who can't be presented to the world" and thus look down on her!

As Wen Yun was angrily thinking, she suddenly heard a violent cough coming from the back seat.

She was startled and instinctively looked back.

A girl dressed in simple short-sleeved shirt and trousers, with shoulder-length short hair, was covering her mouth with both hands, coughing incessantly, accompanied by dry heaving, with tears streaming down her face and a pained expression.

When their eyes met, Wen Yun realized who this girl was.

Isn't that the protagonist who was just brought home, the real heiress Ruan Yu!

At the same time, Wen Yun felt rows of text pop into her mind, and subconsciously looked at them:

"I'm so sorry, Xiaoyu, the driver didn't mean it. We didn't know you got carsick so badly."

"I'll have the driver go as fast as he can right away, so you can get home and rest sooner. You don't mind, do you?"

Wen Yun:? ? ?

What is all this nonsense?

She suddenly became speechless after watching this.

"Is this the template for a 'green tea' (a manipulative woman) speech?" she asked the system.

"Yes, host," the system affirmed. "The essence of a 'green tea' persona is nothing more than showing weakness, feigning pitifulness, and turning the tables, coupled with appropriate acting skills, to hide their scheming under a gentle and harmless exterior."

Wen Yun barely understood, but was even more speechless at the so-called "green tea remarks".

The protagonist is just coughing because he's feeling unwell, and he already looks like he's in a lot of pain. Why not take the opportunity to be sarcastic and sarcastic?

Wen Yun took a deep breath, closed the template, thought for a moment, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. She turned back to the driver and said, "Sister Luo, Xiaoyu looks very uncomfortable. I didn't know she was so carsick. Could you please drive a little slower?"

She paused, then added, "You wouldn't mind, would you?"

A note from the author:

New chapter started! This novel features a real and fake rich girl couple, still a 1v1 mutual top/bottom story, with both the transmigrator and the reborn protagonist ready to join!

The cover features the real and fake heiresses as adults. A larger image is available at @六出轻吕; search for the title or the main character's name to view it.

To prevent you from confusing the characters due to similar names, here's a little reminder:

The fake heiress's name is "Yun," and the female lead, who is also the transmigrator, is named "Yun." However, from the perspective of others, the transmigrator is still referred to as "Wen Yun."

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