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The Husband-Snatching Story by Wuzheng Gongzi

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What if your fiancé gets stolen?

The best way is to grab a better one.

A dark and windy night is the best time to snatch someone.

Tang Shijiu: I've taken a liking to you, boy. Come home with me and be my husband!

Shen Yuntan: Come and take me away! Come and take me away! I'm the perfect husband for home and travel, but unfortunately, I don't know martial arts.

Tianxiu: Come and take me! Come and take me! I'm as beautiful as a flower, as captivating as a fish or a goose, loved by everyone and admired by cars.

Tian Shu: .....

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"Senior sister." The dirty-looking boy looked at the woman in red beside him, somewhat hesitantly, "Is this really okay?"

It was the height of summer, and the scorching sun hung high in the sky, turning the boy's face dark red and the girl in red's face beaded with sweat.

"Shut up, and as soon as the cook comes out, you slip inside!"

"But... but what if he doesn't come out?"

"If he doesn't come out, I'll go in and knock him unconscious! He won't even know who beat him up!"

The boy was still a little worried: "But, what if Master finds out..."

The woman gave him a hard flick on the forehead. "Tian Hou'er, Master said that one should act according to one's nature." She glanced at the dazzling sunlight, bit her lip hard, and said, "If I don't make him ejaculate so badly today that he can't enter the bridal chamber, I, Tang Shijiu, won't be able to quell the deep hatred in my heart!"

Chapter One: Blessing

Spring rain is as precious as oil

Tang Shijiu removed her dark, black-backed sword, stared blankly at the drizzling rain outside the window for a while, then turned to Xu Ziqing beside her with a smile: "Junior brother, you lost again in today's duel." Xu Ziqing stared intently at her, and when she suddenly turned her head, he blushed: "Senior sister's martial arts are too high." Tang Shijiu giggled and moved her face closer. With her coral-like pretty face so close to his, Xu Ziqing's heart skipped a beat.

"Junior brother, you look so cute when you blush."

Everyone on Xiaoyao Mountain knew Tang Shijiu. Her beauty was like a blooming camellia, her bright eyes and soft, red lips like flower petals, making her the dream of every young man on the mountain. However, dreams are just dreams; after all, that massive sword, more than half a man's length long, was far more striking than her graceful figure. As the eldest disciple of Xiaoyao Manor, Tang Shijiu was undefeated throughout the mountain, and no one dared to be disrespectful to this formidable and spirited senior sister. Rather than a secret crush, the feelings hidden in the hearts of her fellow disciples were more accurately described as admiration.

With her beautiful face and agile skills, Tang Shijiu was a god in the hearts of all the fellow disciples on Xiaoyao Mountain.

Xie Dongsheng, the master of Xiaoyao Manor, always sighed. This girl was crazy all day long, with a stubborn and headstrong temper. He wondered who would dare to marry her in the future. Looking at Tang Shijiu's increasingly beautiful face, he sighed again: "Beautiful women have always had tragic fates. Shijiu's life has been bitter enough."

In truth, the children on Xiaoyao Mountain all had tragic fates; they were all orphans, raised by Xie Dongsheng on the mountain, learning martial arts and odd jobs. But Tang Shijiu's fate was the most unfortunate. While the other children at least knew their parents' names, Tang Shijiu didn't even know his own proper surname.

She was picked up by Xie Dongsheng under an old locust tree. It happened to be the ninth day of the tenth lunar month, and there happened to be a large praying mantis crawling on her. So, Xie Dongsheng naturally called her Tang Nineteen.

As Tang Shijiu grew to thirteen, her personality became increasingly outspoken and straightforward, which matched Xie Dongsheng's temperament. Xie Dongsheng was an eccentric man who hated people beating around the bush and abhorred deception and fraud. Therefore, the martial arts he practiced were also straightforward, and he often taught his disciples never to lie.

However, who hasn't uttered a lie at some point? Only Tang Shijiu kept it firmly in mind, never hiding anything even when he did something wrong. Because of this, and in line with his training methods, his martial arts skills became increasingly outstanding. Even Xie Dongsheng remarked that at nineteen years old, he had never been so upright.

Of course, Nineteen also has a bigger temper than anyone else.

It's no wonder that her junior brothers and sisters both feared and respected her, and it's also understandable that Xie Dongsheng was worried that she wouldn't be able to get married.

Nineteen never worried about not being able to get married. No matter what, she still had Xiaoqing.

On Xiaoyao Mountain, everyone knew that Xu Ziqing and Tang Shijiu were close friends, and everyone knew that Tang Shijiu was in love with Xu Ziqing. Xu Ziqing came from an official family, but his father offended the emperor and his entire family was executed. Xu Ziqing was only nine years old at the time, and he was secretly switched out by an old servant and given to Xie Dongsheng to raise.

From the age of nineteen or sixteen, she spent every day with Xu Ziqing. She had always believed since childhood that Xu Ziqing would definitely marry her!

The red candle flickered gently, and Xu Ziqing turned his face away. Tang Shijiu asked, "Junior brother, why is your face so red? What are you thinking about?" Xu Ziqing's face grew even redder: "I'm not thinking about anything."

Tang Shijiu laughed: "You're lying. Master said you're not allowed to lie."

Xu Ziqing sighed, "In this world, who doesn't lie?"

Tang Shijiu said proudly, "I never lie."

Xu Ziqing suddenly leaned closer and breathed softly into Tang Shijiu's ear: "Shijiu, what are you thinking about right now?"

Tang Shijiu blushed, her face flushed and she looked incredibly beautiful. She gently bit her lip and said loudly, "I'm thinking, will you marry me in the future?"

Xu Ziqing was three years older than her and knew more about love than she did. He had already guessed what was going on when he saw her face turn red. He thought that girls were shy and would not say it. However, Tang Shijiu was straightforward and actually said it. Xu Ziqing was stunned and didn't know how to respond.

Tang Shijiu grinned: "Is it good or not?"

Xu Ziqing neither agreed nor disagreed, but simply smiled, stood up, and went out the door: "Senior sister, I need to relieve myself, please don't follow me."

Xu Ziqing often blushes before she even speaks.

Tang Shijiu, however, was never ashamed.

Xu Ziqing never rejected Tang Shijiu's kindness towards him.

Tang Shijiu also felt that if things continued this way, she would definitely marry him and spend her whole life with him.

He was pampered by his master, fawned over by his junior brothers, and accompanied by Xu Ziqing.

Everything seemed so wonderful, too wonderful to be true.

Until Tang was seventeen, Xie Dongsheng rescued a girl covered in blood from the foot of the mountain. That year seemed destined to be turbulent in the martial arts world. The female demon "Yan'er Mei" disappeared after killing three martial arts masters. The newly emerged Shenyin swordsman appeared and disappeared like a ghost, killing several descendants of famous families. For a time, everyone was in danger, fearing that the Shenyin swordsman would come knocking on their door.

It is said that the "Eye-Catching Beauty" only needs one glance for men to be willing to live and die for her.