"Isn't he you?"
"He's not me!" Cheng Luo was so angry she almost cried.
He opened his mouth and bit down hard on the hickey on Yu Tang's neck.
The actors in the movie screamed appropriately: "Ahhh! A zombie is biting! A zombie is biting..."
rub--
Unable to bear it any longer, Cheng Luo threw the fruit knife on the coffee table and cut the wire.
In that instant, the world finally fell silent.
Cheng Luo truly resembled a zombie greedily devouring human flesh, pressing down on Yu Tang's shoulders and laying him down on the large, soft sofa, indulging in unrestrained debauchery.
After they had kissed enough, she realized she had gone too far. Her cheeks flushed, and she buried her face in Yu Tang's shoulder.
He mumbled, "Tangtang, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it."
"Also, he's not me, I'm not as bad as him..."
"I won't lock you up either..."
Yu Tang had long been used to each of these fragmented souls being jealous of themselves.
Dealing with Cheng Luo at this moment was incredibly easy for him. He asked.
"You really don't want to lock me up?"
“Hmm…” Cheng Luo said, “I respect your opinion.”
"So it's okay if I run away and get caught?"
"That won't do!"
"Is it okay if I fall in love with someone else?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Oh, I see."
Cheng Luo thought he was unhappy, and after a long silence, she said seriously, "If you really want to fall in love with someone else... I'll inject myself with a quick-death injection. I developed it a long time ago. It can destroy my cells and make me die quickly."
"Because I can't bear to see you with someone else. So if you find someone you truly love, remember to tell me, and I'll simply disappear."
He had thought about it on the day Yu Tang died, outside the base.
If there is a next life, he hopes Yu Tang can be happy forever, free from the entanglement with this monster, and able to have someone she loves. He'll find a man in the life after that.
After all, if it weren't for him, this man wouldn't have had to suffer so much.
Yu Tang only meant to make a joke and tease Cheng Luo, but he ended up hearing such a shocking answer.
Quickly, he used his family's secret technique of flicking Cheng Luo's forehead, and with a snap, he woke Cheng Luo up.
He said, "I was just kidding! I would never fall in love with anyone but you! Never!"
Chapter 5
The villain is resurrected for the third time (05)
"Really?" Cheng Luo looked at Yu Tang with teary eyes, a look that would be unbearable for anyone.
Yu Tang nodded quickly: "It's more real than gold!"
Cheng Luo then smiled, hugged him contentedly, and said, "Then I'll find a way to get rid of Luo, and I definitely won't bother you."
Yu Tang didn't really believe that Cheng Luo could drive Luo away.
After all, after more than a month of research with Xiao Jin, they found that Luo Bi Cheng Luo was more like the main personality.
Because Luo has all of Cheng Luo's memories. But Cheng Luo will only know a portion of what Luo did.
He only found out about that part because Luo wanted him to.
As expected, Yu Tang's guess was correct.
The next day, when he woke up, he found a mouth crawling on his body.
He keeps talking about strawberries.
The man stopped what he was doing when he saw that Tangtang was awake. He picked up his glasses, put them on, leaned over to Tangtang's pillow, pinched Tangtang's chin, and said with a dangerous look in his eyes, "Tangtang, I remember you asked Cheng Luo a question yesterday."
"Can I tell you that you've fallen for someone else?"
"That coward answered that he would choose to leave and die alone. But let me tell you, he was lying to you."
“My emotions are shared with his. The moment he told you he liked someone else, his heart was filled with murderous intent.”
"He really is utterly wicked."
Yu Tang met his gaze, then grabbed Luo's wrist and flipped him over, pinning him down.
With her other hand, she stroked the man's face, mimicking the tricks Xiao Jin had taught her. Her lips curled up at a 45-degree angle, revealing a standard yandere smile, and she said in a husky voice, "Luo, do you know? Actually, I lied to him too."
"I said those things on purpose to provoke him."
"Actually, I want to see him get angry because he cares about me, reveal his murderous intent, and even lose his mind."
Then, like you, lock me up, suppress me, and pamper me…
"But he behaved so well at the time that it highlighted my sins."
"Now I hear you telling me that he had such crazy ideas back then..."
Yu Tang's eyes widened, his smile widening to almost touching Luo's face, and he said, "I'm really... so happy I'm going crazy!"
Two minutes later, Yu Tang looked at the person who was fleeing with a stiff face, and stroked his chin as he discussed with Xiao Jin: You give your opinion, was my acting just now awesome or not?
Xiao Jin took the bag of snacks Bai Feng handed him and replied earnestly, "As expected of an award-winning actor! I give your acting 99 points; I'm deducting one point so you won't get arrogant!"
Yu Tang: This trick really works. Luo is probably squatting in a corner drawing circles in frustration right now.
"Right, right? Going down the yandere path is so interesting!" Xiao Jin's eyes darted around, and she gave Yu Tang another suggestion: [Master, you already have two plans, I think you can come up with a third.]
The two plans he and Yu Tang had initially devised were: the first was to deal with the imprisonment in the way of a lazy, otaku man, who would take whatever the yandere Luo gave him, with the core principle being—obedience!
The second method is the one we just used: when the other person says yandere quotes to him or exhibits yandere behavior!
You need to be even more talkative than him! Act even more like a yandere! Block all his paths! That way, he'll become the one in an awkward situation!
In more serious cases, he might even question the meaning of life.
Yu Tang asked Xiao Jin: "Then tell me what the third plan is?"
This plan will be used later. Let me tell you in advance, you can practice in front of a mirror more often, like this...
After hearing this, Yu Tang's eyes lit up, and the smile he revealed was completely malicious and gloating.
Two hundred years later, technology is much more advanced, and there are more and more instruments used for rehabilitation.
Luo placed Yu Tang inside the rehabilitation robot, with his back pressed against the soft, gel-like material inside, while his front was exposed to the air.
Yu Tang tried taking a couple of steps and waving his arms a couple of times, and found it very comfortable, with his limbs moving very flexibly.
Yu Tang asked Luo.
"Can the front side become the same as the back side?"
“Okay…” Luo pointed to the button on Yu Tang’s right: “Just press the button, and a layer of metal will wrap around your body to protect you.”
“This rehabilitation robot is also equipped with weapons.” Luo pushed up his glasses and continued, “It has gun barrels in its two metal arms, which can be drawn out for combat when necessary.”
Yu Tang's eyes lit up instantly: "That's so cool!"
Without hesitation, he pressed the button and heard a clicking sound.
Then an image appeared in front of me, showing the situation outside.
He faced the mirror and gave the middle finger to the metal robot inside, and the robot returned the favor by giving him the middle finger as well.
Yu Tang then struck a pose like a fitness enthusiast, hunching over with his arms outstretched and legs spread wide, and the robot struck the same pose.
Then Yu Tang straightened his chest, tilted his head back, and with his hands half-raised at his sides, said in a deep voice, "I am Iron Man!"
After speaking, he quickly changed his posture and clenched his fist.
Then he extended his thumb, index finger, and little finger, pointing them at Luo: "I will destroy you in the name of the moon!"
Finally, Yu Tang got tired of playing and was carried back by Luo. When the two of them were eating, Luo pushed up his glasses and said something unusually serious.
"Tangtang, I've been thinking about something lately."
"What?"
Luo placed his finger on Yu Tang's head and drew a circle: "I've performed several craniotomies on you before, just to clean out the chip and its residual toxins."
The instrument showed I succeeded, but now, looking at you, I think the instrument might be malfunctioning.
"Hahaha, cough cough cough!" Xiao Jin was drinking milk tea when he heard this and laughed so hard that he choked on his milk tea. Bai Feng quickly patted his back and gave him water to stop his cough.
Yu Tang coughed awkwardly.
It's rare for me to feel a little embarrassed.
He just thinks the rehabilitation robot is quite interesting, can't he play with it a few more times and say a few words about role-playing?
Seeing that he didn't speak, Luo frowned, as if deep in thought, and then took out a scalpel.
"How about I open it for you again and let you see?"
Yu Tang immediately snapped out of his daze and jumped to his feet in fright!
No, no, no!
"Is brain surgery something you can just do on a whim? I'm not sick! You have to trust the instruments! Trust the power of science!"
Then he noticed Luo was smiling.
He propped his head up with his hand, looked Yu Tang up and down, who was standing steadily on the ground by his own strength, and said softly.
"It seems the rehabilitation is going well."
"I should be able to do it tonight..."
"Time to eat fish..."