Seeing that he was still listless, Gao Cheng felt a little annoyed. "Brother, at least show some excitement and give me some passion."
"I know where your coat went, hehe." Gao Cheng chuckled lewdly again.
"Damn, the way you're laughing is so slutty, and you can't seem to get anything out. What's wrong with you?" Li Yang rolled his eyes. Was this guy constipated?
"Did the school beauty Zhao Lihua take your clothes? Today she was wearing a boy's school uniform, and it looked very familiar to me. It was the one you wore the day you played basketball. Damn, haven't you washed it yet? You're really shameless, letting the school beauty wear your clothes covered in bodily fluids. Damn, I..." Gao Cheng said, getting angry and filled with jealousy and hatred.
"Come on. You think you have such good eyesight? So many people can't recognize me. Damn, I'm here today to show off my muscles. Look at them, how sexy they are, how smooth the lines are. Aren't you jealous? Aren't you jealous?" Li Yang clenched his fist and showed off his biceps.
"You sell meat?" Gao Cheng asked, annoyed. The guy was skinny like a skeleton, and he was jealous of Li Yang's muscular physique.
"Screw you!" Li Yang said irritably.
Chapter 31: You're so despicable
"Damn! I have to say, when did your toad legs get so big, boss? Is that school uniform really yours?" Gao Cheng still couldn't be distracted and kept harping on it.
"Are you ever going to stop? I have absolutely no relationship with her, okay? You're really delusional. Be careful, someone might sue you for defamation!" Li Yang pushed Gao Cheng away and continued sleeping.
Gao Cheng began to waver. Could it be that he was seeing things? But the school uniform really looked the same, covered in sweat stains, looking disgusting like it hadn't been washed for months. Damn, there was even a basketball mark on it. How could it not be?
But it seems like the eldest brother really doesn't have much contact with the school beauty, which shouldn't be the case.
Gao Cheng was completely confused, while Li Yang chuckled to himself.
The morning passed just like that. The hottest topic was that the school beauty, Zhao Lihua, came to class dressed in men's clothes. The students, who were not very enthusiastic about the start of the semester, became excited, and both men and women joined the discussion.
As soon as get out of class ended, Gao Cheng went off to chat with people, trying to find out more about the school uniform. Li Yang, on the other hand, went straight to sleep, acting as if nothing was ever going on with him.
He always suspected that Zhao Lihua's jacket belonged to Li Yang. What frustrated him was that Zhao Lihua seemed to have only worn it in the first class and then stopped wearing it. He lost the opportunity to verify it again, which was incredibly frustrating.
"Ah... school's over. Last day to go home. After today, we'll all be stuck in school and getting moldy." Li Yang stretched and prepared to go home for dinner.
"Damn. If you're so awesome, boss, why don't you get an exit pass? It seems like quite a few people do that every year," Gao Cheng suggested.
"I'll rely on my looks, but I have no money, no power, and my grades are just average. Forget it," Li Yang said unhappily.
“Yeah, that’s true. I’m even less likely to succeed.” Gao Cheng was also quite frustrated, as his family’s situation was similar to Li Yang’s.
The two walked rather slowly and quite late. It was because Li Yang was dawdling and wouldn't leave the classroom. Gao Cheng found it strange; Li Yang, who usually rushed out of the classroom early, was unusually slow today.
"How about we make a bet?" Li Yang suddenly chuckled.
"What kind of gambling?" Gao Cheng got excited too; he really enjoyed gambling.
"I bet someone will come crying and begging for my attention later," Li Yang said smugly.
"Damn, who is this person? It doesn't count unless she's a beauty!" Gao Cheng was a little puzzled, but he still increased the difficulty.
"Okay. A beautiful woman it is. Then there's bound to be a beautiful woman who comes to find me later," Li Yang nodded.
"A stunning beauty? She absolutely can't be someone like the ones in our class, she has to be at least a level above, otherwise I won't have any appetite for dinner." Gao Cheng agreed.
"Okay, let's bet on the skewers at the entrance. I want squid, how about five skewers?" Li Yang said.
"Damn! Boss, squid is three yuan a skewer. But this stuff is good for kidneys and boosting virility, hehe, three yuan is worth it!" Gao Cheng chuckled, which was considered an agreement.
“It’s a deal…” Li Yang smiled mysteriously.
"Smile so smugly. Boss, do you really think you're Beckham or Andy Lau, with beautiful women throwing themselves at you? If not, don't try to renege on your debt—five skewers of grilled squid." Gao Cheng said somewhat uneasyly.
"Don't even mention five skewers, I can afford to lose fifty skewers now," Li Yang said dismissively. "We're rich now, you know."
"Li Yang..." The voice was very soft, and Li Yang heard it but pretended not to hear it.
"Boss, it seems like someone is calling you, probably a girl." Gao Cheng's expression changed. Damn, could the boss be a prophet? Or is the school haunted? This empty campus isn't a soul in sight. Could it really be haunted? Or is it a female ghost?
"Really? I didn't hear that?" Li Yang asked, feigning ignorance.
"Li Yang!" Zhao Lihua was already too shy to come out and see anyone, but he insisted on calling out loudly with his deskmate. It wasn't enough to just call him softly; he had to call out loudly.
"Ah, go to sleep?" Li Yang pretended not to know and acted dumb.
Although Zhao Lihua was somewhat shy, she was more embarrassed and annoyed. Moreover, she was a girl from a wealthy family and had seen a lot of the world. Since she had already spoken up, she no longer hesitated.
She strode out. She'd been hiding in a corner for quite a while, waiting for the crowd to thin out. She was genuinely worried Li Yang would come out when it was crowded, but thankfully he was sensible. He only strolled out leisurely after everyone had left.
"Ah, you, your school beauty... is that really the boss's outfit?" Gao Cheng's jaw almost dropped to the floor. He'd been relentlessly pursuing the truth, and even now that he finally knew, he still couldn't quite accept it. School beauty, oh school beauty, what did you see in the boss? I don't see any redeeming qualities in him at all!
Zhao Lihua didn't even glance at Gao Cheng. She threw the school uniform into Li Yang's arms, glared at him, and warned, "Don't you dare tell anyone else, or you'll be sorry!"
“And you, you didn’t see anything. Did you hear me?” Zhao Lihua turned around and stared at Gao Cheng.
Gao Cheng nodded immediately, like a chick pecking at rice.
After saying that, Zhao Lihua walked away without looking back, her neat ponytail bouncing behind her head, so charming and dazzling.
"Boss, you're too cunning! I'm impressed!" Gao Cheng said listlessly.
"Hehe, now you know how brilliant and powerful I am, right? Fine, I'll be generous today and treat you to grilled squid." Li Yang said, patting Gao Cheng on the shoulder.
"Really? Boss, you're so handsome. I think you and the school beauty are a perfect match, a match made in heaven," Gao Cheng said obsequiously.
To be honest, Li Yang was actually quite pleased with himself.
Li Yang pulled Gao Cheng to a food stall near the school gate and ordered a huge pile of skewers. "Damn, we're rich now. Since we can't be flashy, we can at least eat our fill, right?"
"Boss, are you actually feeling really good today?" Gao Cheng asked, his mouth greasy from eating.