"Hehe, yes, this private kitchen is really that amazing. And the price is amazing too. If you come here to eat often, your meager salary will definitely be wiped out, a heroic sacrifice!" Li Yang chuckled.
"What the boss says is true, Xiao Hong. Your salary is only a few hundred yuan. It's definitely not right for you to eat here. Boss, where's the chicken? Give me a few chicken legs and chicken heads. I'm going to bleed money today!" Gao Cheng said, seemingly generous but actually bleeding inside.
The boss excitedly shouted "Great!" and brought out the chicken offal that had been piling up for weeks. Li Yang immediately objected when he saw the color.
He used to be so poor he was practically begging for this stuff, but now that he's rich and has a higher standard of living, he can't accept things like this. So Li Yang frowned and shook his head, saying, "Sorry, my stomach isn't feeling well today, I'm not hungry."
"Then you're really missing out! It's so delicious!" Gao Cheng had already grabbed a chicken foot and started gnawing on it, while Xiao Hong was also sucking on the chicken head, eating with great relish.
Li Yang felt a sharp pain in his testicles but couldn't swallow it.
"You're here." A clear and melodious voice came from the side. Li Yang jumped up. Damn, isn't that Zhao Lihua?
She's getting bolder and bolder, daring to show up here openly, is she trying to flirt with me?
Gao Cheng and Xiao Hong were stunned. The reputation of school beauty Zhao Lihua was known not only to students, but also to nurses like Xiao Hong who specialized in touching students' buttocks.
Both of them were surprised to see Zhao Lihua and didn't understand.
Suddenly Gao Cheng realized what was happening. He quickly spat out the chicken butt from his mouth and chuckled, "You're looking for Li Yang, right?"
For a period of time, Zhao Lihua came to see Li Yang almost every day, making it so that almost all the senior students knew about their affair. However, Li Yang often skipped classes, and the two deliberately kept a low profile, so those animals with lewd thoughts in their minds did not uncover what they imagined.
His enthusiasm for the matter had cooled down, but unexpectedly, after so many days of silence, the two of them rekindled their affair right in front of him.
Gao Cheng suddenly slapped himself, realizing he'd been tricked. It wasn't that they'd given up; they'd just gone from doing it openly to doing it covertly, engaging in underground activities.
"What are you eating?" Zhao Lihua neither answered Gao Cheng's question nor denied it, which was taken as an admission.
"Hello, my name is Xiaohong, and I'm a nurse in the school clinic," Xiaohong said excitedly as she shook hands with Zhao Lihua.
Zhao Lihua shook hands with her generously. It was clear that Xiao Hong was somewhat infatuated with Zhao Lihua. Come to think of it, Zhao Lihua was indeed the object of many girls' infatuation and envy.
Li Yang hunched over to one side, not daring to show his face, thus catching many of the animals who had been closely watching Zhao Lihua.
Li Yang lost his appetite even more. He had been thinking about finding somewhere else to get something to eat. But now that Zhao Lihua had suddenly appeared without a care in the world, he really didn't dare to do anything reckless.
If he takes the opportunity to slip away, Zhao Lihua won't say anything on the surface, but afterwards, she'll definitely throw a tantrum at him.
Heh heh, if she were completely obedient to him, Li Yang would find it boring. After what happened at Xue Tao's villa, their affair was as solid as a diamond, impenetrable even by bullets.
So Li Yang wasn't afraid of anything, but since she was someone he cared about, he should care about her, right? Otherwise, if he wore ten belts tonight, he'd drive her crazy!
Zhao Lihua looked at the chicken giblets with curiosity, but didn't eat them. She glanced at Li Yang, who was hiding to the side, but not eating either.
He asked casually, "Aren't you hungry, young man?"
"Ah, me? I don't like eating chicken!" Li Yang shook his head and said. Yes, I don't eat chicken. I have women to eat, why would I go looking for chicken to eat?
"Boss, you were just yelling that chicken is delicious and you wanted to eat chicken." Gao Cheng's mouth was full, but he didn't forget to tease Li Yang.
As Zhao Lihua and Li Yang had known each other for a long time, she had come to understand his reserved yet passionate nature, and she could always hear the hidden meaning in what he said.
So, with a serious expression, she said, "Li Yang, can you explain to me what's going on?"
"Yeah, boss, you said the chicken was delicious, so why aren't you eating it now that we're here?" Gao Cheng, that bastard, was still fanning the flames. He should learn from his wife; all she does is bury her head in the chicken head and eat it without saying a word.
If you anger me, I'll have her chop off your glans and stew it for me to eat.
"Yes, this chicken is quite delicious." Li Yang had just praised Xiao Hong for being sensible when Xiao Hong looked up and smiled sweetly, her mouth full of meat, and proudly patted her new lover.
"Damn it, I'm not hungry, okay?! I'm a Buddhist now, I'm going to be a vegetarian starting today!" Li Yang was forced into a corner and could only come up with a reason.
But this reason is really too blatant. Not eating meat? Does that mean you'll never touch meat again? Zhao Lihua is standing in front of you so delicate and beautiful, puffing out her chest and buttocks and giving you flirty looks. Aren't you going to break your vow?
"Tch, only monks and nuns would believe that," Zhao Lihua said, pursing her lips as she ate the rice in her lunchbox. Seeing that Li Yang wasn't eating the chicken, she stopped too. In truth, as a pampered young lady with a high-ranking official father and a wealthy aunt, what hadn't she seen and eaten?
She really had no appetite for this kind of thing. She only inquired about it because of Li Yang.
"Do you know what monks and nuns do when they have nothing to do?" Li Yang wanted to get back at them after being messed with by the three of them.
"What are you doing?" The three of them were clearly intrigued by Li Yang, after all, Li Yang was their backbone and their undisputed leader.
Chapter 166: Abbess, this old monk has arrived.
"Hehe, let me tell you a story. One day, a high monk was critically ill. Because he had been abstaining from women throughout his life, he was still unsatisfied on his deathbed, his penis remaining erect, preventing him from passing away peacefully. Seeing their master in such agony, his disciples, weighing the lesser of two evils, decided to hire a prostitute to give their master some pleasure. When the prostitute arrived, she stripped naked for the high monk to examine. The high monk saw through her naked body from head to toe, and was greatly disappointed, exclaiming, 'May Buddha have mercy, this woman's thing is exactly the same as a nun's!' After saying this, the high monk suddenly died. Do you understand now?" Li Yang chuckled wickedly.
"Oh dear, Li Yang, you're so naughty! How could you remember all this nonsense?" Zhao Lihua's cheeks were flushed, clearly recalling the things between the two of them.
Xiao Hong blinked her big eyes and said, "I didn't know there was such a thing. Li Yang, you are so knowledgeable!" Her eyes showed a hint of admiration.
Gao Cheng couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't let his woman develop a sense of admiration for other men. Who would admire him then? What if she refused to sleep with him? Who would he complain to?
"Boss, if you're so awesome, write another poem about monks." Gao Cheng gave Li Yang a difficult task, feeling annoyed. "Boss, you're not going to make it anymore. You can't provoke my wife any more, or she won't go into the woods with me anymore. I'll be suffocating."
"Yes, can you do it?" Zhao Lihua perked up as soon as she heard this. She was a typical literary youth, as you could tell from her literary temperament. She was gentle and aloof, like a beautiful lily.
Xiao Hong also swallowed the chicken head, nodding in agreement.
"Sigh... I didn't want to do this, I'm a low-key person, but since you all have such high expectations, I'll grant your wish this once. But don't go around telling everyone, I'm afraid if I become famous, too many girls will like me, and my body won't be able to handle it... *sigh*" Li Yang said, suddenly exhaling a breath of cold air, and involuntarily glancing at Zhao Lihua out of the corner of his eye.
What a woman! She dared to murder her own husband! That was a really powerful stranglehold!
Zhao Lihua, however, continued eating her rice as if nothing had happened, as if she hadn't made a move at all.
"Boss, what's wrong?" Gao Cheng asked in surprise. He thought to himself, "Is he failing? Hehe, don't pretend. If he's failing, he's failing. Nobody cares about you, school beauty. Writing poetry is too difficult for students these days."
"Boss, it's okay if you don't know how, I understand," Gao Cheng said, seemingly sincerely. In reality, he had ulterior motives.