Damn it, isn't this just asking for trouble? After making a few phone calls and giving a few instructions,
Li Yang chose a restaurant called Dadi and walked in with a swagger, looking like an arrogant and stupid spoiled brat!
Snap!
Li Yang suddenly slammed his hand on the table, making a loud noise that almost choked the other diners, who all looked at Li Yang with dissatisfaction.
Several seemingly neatly dressed waiters approached, but their rolled-up sleeves revealed heavily tattooed arms, clearly indicating that these waiters were not real waiters, but rather gangsters.
"Hey? What do you want? What do you want to eat?" A waiter walked over with his head tilted and a fierce look in his eyes, and shouted at Li Yang.
"What the hell are you yelling about? You're such a badass waiter! I've never had a waiter as badass as you before!" Li Yang frowned and looked up, cursing.
"Damn it! You've never seen anything like this! What do you want to eat? Tell me!" the waiter cursed, about to explode, but remembered his boss's admonition to not cause trouble and to serve people like a grandson, so he held back. Inwardly, he cursed his boss for being out of his mind, making him do this menial work. But he still pulled out the menu and urged Li Yang to order.
"How about I order a grilled 'your mother'?" Li Yang chuckled and cursed.
"Damn it! You little brat, are you looking for trouble?" The waiter was furious and rolled up his sleeves, ready to fight.
"What the hell are you doing? If you dare lay a hand on me, believe me, I'll teach you a lesson when we get back!" Suddenly, a burly man with tattoos and a lot of fat walked out of the restaurant. He had a very imposing and stylish gait.
"Hey, young man, I'm the manager of this restaurant. I'm a bit naive, so please tell me what you need!" The burly man, though with a fierce expression, glared at Li Yang with eyes like copper bells, and spoke to him with a gentle smile.
Li Yang was so shocked he was practically spitting fire, and felt a sharp pain in his testicles.
The male waiter sniffed, stepped aside, and glared fiercely at Li Yang, looking arrogant and disdainful.
"I said I'd like to order a grilled 'his mother'! But he wouldn't bring it!" Li Yang said with a smile, pointing at the waiter from earlier.
"Damn it! Tiger is swearing! Isn't he asking for a beating? Brothers, we need to beat him up!" The male waiter immediately got angry and shouted at the big man.
"Shut up!" Tiger shouted angrily as he turned around, then turned back and said seriously, "Young man, watch your words, don't cause trouble! Let's eat!"
Li Yang glanced around and noticed that the other diners were staring at them curiously. He sneered inwardly, "Let's see how long you can hold out!"
"Alright then. If that dish isn't available, then bring a plate of human ears, a platter of human hearts, cold finger salad, braised nostrils, pan-fried human brains, human brain stewed with tofu, and spiced human skin rolls. Quickly, fast, I'm starving! I haven't eaten human flesh in ages, I'm dying of craving!" Li Yang stretched and wiped his mouth, looking incredibly greedy!
"Is this guy crazy? Where did he come from?"
"That was terrifying! Is he even human?"
"Holy crap, they even have dishes like this?"
The surrounding diners started talking about it.
Tiger was also shocked, his eyes almost popping out of his head as he stared at Li Yang. He was a ruthless man, but he really wouldn't dare to eat human flesh!
Is this guy in front of me really a ruthless person?
The male waiter had turned pale and was looking at Li Yang in terror. He secretly regretted arguing with Li Yang earlier. What if Li Yang suddenly became ruthless and chopped him up, and then braised, fried, or stewed him... Just thinking about it made his scalp tingle!
Snap snap...
"What's wrong with your restaurant? Why isn't my food here yet?" Li Yang slammed his hand on the table, glaring at the table and urging them on, his tone harsh and extremely irritable.
It's increasingly resembling a cannibalistic demon.
Tiger swallowed hard and asked in surprise, "Young man, are you sure you have these dishes?"
"Nonsense! What am I yelling for if I don't have any food?! Hurry up and serve, or I'll smash your signboard! What kind of restaurant is it if you don't have any food?!" Li Yang shouted angrily.
"But, but there really isn't one?" Tiger was also sweating profusely. Damn, where did this amazing person come from? He's incredible!
"Damn it, then I'll smash up your shop!" Li Yang said, grabbing a stool and preparing to attack.
Tiger's eyes suddenly flashed with a cold light, and he slammed his hand on the table, his large, fan-like hand making the table tremble.
"I know, you're deliberately trying to cause trouble, aren't you? There aren't any of these dishes at all! Am I right?" Tiger Brother squinted at Li Yang, his eyes flashing with a fierce light.
"Damn it! You're not an idiot, are you? You can see that! I'm here to cause trouble. Take this!" Li Yang cursed and grabbed a stool, smashing it down on Li Yang's face.
Tiger was shocked, but he didn't panic. He grabbed the edge of the table with both hands and suddenly lifted it up. The bowls, plates, kettles, chopsticks and other items on the table crashed down on Li Yang, and the table also slammed down on Li Yang.
Li Yang suddenly retreated with incredible speed, and as he jumped away, the chair he was holding, covering Tiger Brother, slammed down on him.
Tiger tried to dodge, but the chair came crashing down too fast, so he had no time to react and could only cover his head with his arms to protect his vitals and take the hit.
Snap...
crack...
The chair shattered into pieces the size of a palm, and the solid wood legs also broke into several pieces on the ground.
Tiger groaned, wincing in pain and frantically swinging his arms. That blow had nearly broken both his arms; the pain was unimaginable.
But this bastard only grimaced and didn't yell. He's really good at holding back; he's a real man.
However, the waiter behind him was a bit too timid; a splinter of wood splattered on him embedded itself in his flesh, and he hurriedly tried to pull it out in pain.
"Damn it! Why aren't they calling for reinforcements?!" Tiger Brother roared, turning around. The underling shuddered and immediately rushed into the kitchen.
When the other diners saw that a fight was about to break out, they all refused to pay their bills, grabbed their food, and ran away with their children!
In the blink of an eye, three or four men dressed in brightly colored pajamas and carrying kitchen knives rushed out of the kitchen. It looked like there were chefs, kitchen helpers, and waiters.
They were all armed with kitchen knives and other weapons such as clubs.
Standing imposingly behind Tiger, five or six men glared menacingly at Li Yang.