"Ugh... Auntie—Sister, you're so amazing, I love you to death!" Li Yang roared excitedly yet painfully, clutching the bedsheet.
Below is Xue Tao's mumbled, incoherent response, as if she had something in her mouth—a candied hawthorn? Or a lollipop?
Chapter 392: Overpowering Ha
"Ugh... Auntie—Sister, you're so amazing, I love you to death!" Li Yang roared excitedly yet painfully, clutching the bedsheet.
Below is Xue Tao's mumbled, incoherent response, as if she had something in her mouth—a candied hawthorn? Or a lollipop?
Whether it's lollipops or candied hawthorns, this extremely exciting war has finally come to an end.
Li Yang also agreed to help this woman, who always made him hard-witted, find her a jade mine or capture the Jade Prince to resolve the crisis she was facing.
Since he slept with someone and became their man, he has to do what a man should do.
So, he and Song Tian'er packed their bags, pulled their suitcases, and took a plane directly to Xinjiang.
Following their departure, a new round of rankings of top universities in China was launched in full swing.
The results left Beimu and Qingshui Universities, who have long held the top two positions among domestic universities, quite unhappy.
He was filled with rage.
There's no other reason than that Jiangdong University, which had always hovered around fifth place in the rankings, suddenly surged into the top three, closing in on two other universities and threatening to crush them at any moment.
This is intolerable!
Two universities, feeling offended, issued a joint statement vowing to suppress Jiangdong University, to beat it into a pulp, and see if it would dare to flaunt its power or challenge their dominant position again.
Of course, the president of Jiangdong City University is also a very tough and powerful figure. He made a declaration that he would not yield to their tyranny and would fight to the end.
These kinds of gossip-like things were something Li Yang was doing because he had a top-of-the-line Lenovo laptop and his phone was always online.
Therefore, he understood it very clearly.
But he just glanced at them casually and then completely forgot about those posts and declarations. What the hell do I care if they're fighting like dogs?
I'm just taking classes there. Do you expect me to dedicate myself to her to the point of death?
That's not my style.
Song Tian'er sat to his side, wearing an eye mask and conserving her energy. It was said that she had been on business trips recently and was almost as thin as a reed, being treated like a slave by President Xue!
Li Yang glanced closely at her delicate and beautiful face. Indeed, her once plump and round face now had some angles, and she had lost a lot of weight.
However, this did not diminish her beauty. In fact, the weight loss made her dreamlike eyes appear even larger and brighter, inspiring contemplation.
After reading it, Li Yang lowered his head and continued browsing the internet. Fortunately, the plane he was on this time was the latest model with some technological breakthroughs; otherwise, wireless internet access would have been just wishful thinking!
The flight attendant's fair thighs were tightly wrapped in stockings, making them appear even more shapely and slender. Her taut, twisting hips always attracted the attention of most men.
However, Li Yang's eyes did not make such a move. After all, the flight attendants' swaying buttocks were only meant to attract your attention, not to make you touch them.
Otherwise, the train police would have something to do. Song Tian'er, who was lying on one side, seemed to be fast asleep, but if Li Yang made any unusual movements, Li Yang could guarantee that she would wake up in three seconds.
Therefore, Li Yang should not risk becoming a eunuch by trying to seduce these flight attendants who can only look but not do anything. After all, the time on the plane is too short to make things happen.
He absolutely cannot do anything that results in getting covered in mutton but not eating any; that's not his style.
So he honestly went online and used Li Yang's hacking skills to access various forums or websites he wanted.
However, the hottest topic on the internet these days is the war of words between the three top universities. What do universities have the most of? Idle people and sharp-tongued college students. Everyone has a computer, and they're all fighting tooth and nail for their own schools!
Li Yang sighed and muttered, "I'm about to become a member of Jiangdong University, so I should do my part!"
"Of course you have to put in the effort! I won't agree if you don't!" Song Tian'er, who seemed to be asleep, spoke with her eyes closed.
Li Yang was covered in a cold sweat. Damn, luckily he hadn't let his lust get the better of him and made a move on those flight attendants, otherwise he would have been caught red-handed immediately.
“I almost forgot, Sister Song is now a graduate student from Jiangdong University. How could I? I don't care about other schools, but for Sister Song, I'll do everything in my power! I'll help Jiangdong University teach them a lesson they won’t forget.” Li Yang deliberately emphasized the last sentence, and Song Tian’er’s cheeks flushed slightly. Although her eyes and expression were unclear, the burning pain in Li Yang’s waist said it all. The feeling of those two soft, white hands rotating 360 degrees on the soft flesh of his waist was truly indescribable!
"Hmph! The cicadas in the trees—they have a strong beak!" Song Tian'er teased. She then crossed her arms, seemingly about to continue resting.
But those large breasts that make women jealous and men crazy became even more surging and prominent as she moved, pressing against Li Yang's eyes.
Li Yang's saliva immediately gushed out.
"Uh, actually I'm quite strong in other areas too. Sister Song, would you like to give me a try?" Li Yang grinned mischievously, staring at Song Tian'er's breasts.
"Go to hell!" Song Tian'er said, taking off her blindfold and glaring at him.
"Just kidding, you're really fierce!" Li Yang shrugged and continued fiddling with the computer. Song Tian'er's lips curled slightly, but her eyes were fixed on the screen. Huh? Isn't this Beimu's campus network?
What is he going to do?
Song Tian'er watched Li Yang's series of dazzling actions with increasing confusion.
"Damn it, I'll kill you all, I'll kill you all..." Li Yang cursed through gritted teeth.
Seeing how engrossed he was, Song Tian'er didn't press him further, but simply watched quietly.
"Northwood, northwood, a pile of rotten wood; clear water, clear water, a pool of stinking water."
Suddenly, a banner shimmering with seven colors appeared on the homepage of Beimu Campus Network. Song Tian'er was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter. Her delicate, white teeth gleamed alluringly, and she covered her belly with her hands, giggling sweetly.
Her unrestrained laughter immediately provoked the other passengers. The men were captivated by her smile, their senses overwhelmed. But the women were consumed by jealousy and rage, their eyes turning rabbit-like.
He frantically pressed the button to call for the flight attendant.