"Can't I use the strength of my legs and the rest of my body?" Guan Ling said angrily.
“Oh. Yes, the force from other parts of the body is all concentrated on one side of the buttocks!” Li Yang nodded.
"What do you mean?" Guan Ling was a little angry, her cheeks slightly red.
"It's nothing. I just wanted you to change to a more comfortable position. This position is too challenging for you, and I'm afraid your butt will cramp up!" Li Yang said, seemingly out of kindness.
"Go to hell!" Guan Ling was instantly filled with shame and anger upon hearing the word "cramp." A cramp in the buttocks? She couldn't imagine how bizarre that scene would be.
"Oh, don't get so worked up. Didn't you find the journey to the hotel boring? I was just trying to start a conversation. Right, Brother Lin?" Li Yang changed the subject and looked at Lin Feng.
"Oh, yes, yes. You're absolutely right, that's what I think too. Where were you?" Lin Feng turned his head and nodded seriously.
"Damn it, you're really messing with me!" Li Yang thought to himself, speechless.
“I’m saying… if you sit here with half your butt on it for an hour, won’t your butt cramp up?” Li Yang said, pointing at Lin Feng’s butt.
Lin Feng paused for a moment, then said, sweating, "That's hard to say, I haven't tried it!"
“But some people just want to give it a try!” Li Yang said.
"Who?" Lin Feng also pretended to be stupid!
"I don't know either!" Li Yang chuckled.
"Damn it. You're the one who's a pain in the ass!" Lin Feng punched Li Yang and laughed.
"Captain, we've arrived!" the driver officer said.
"Oh, we're here! Okay, let's get out of the car!" Lin Feng opened the car door and got out.
"Phew... thankfully we've arrived. I was really worried about someone's butt!" Li Yang looked up at the roof of the car and got out, muttering to himself.
"Get off!" Guan Ling was both embarrassed and angry. When she saw Li Yang getting off the bus with his butt sticking out, she raised her leg to kick Li Yang's butt. However, in her excitement, she forgot that she was sitting on the seat with only half of her butt. So when she suddenly raised her leg, she didn't kick Li Yang's butt. Instead, she fell to the side and squatted in the aisle of the bus.
With a "bang".
"Ouch...it hurts so much!" Guan Ling cried out in pain, her face turning pale.
"A sneak attack?" Li Yang's body trembled, and he spread his legs, trapping Guan Ling's raised calf.
"You want to ambush me?" Li Yang turned around, his legs clamped between hers, only to see her squatting on the ground, her legs spread apart, lying on her back. Her posture was strange, as if she were waiting for something.
"Hmm...unfathomable!" Li Yang glanced at the area between her crossed legs.
"What did you say?" Guan Ling glared at Li Yang.
“I said it’s unfathomable, and beyond my reach!” Li Yang laughed.
"What do you mean!" Guan Ling frowned, not immediately grasping the essence of the meaning.
"Oh, I mean, doesn't your butt itch when you sit on the ground?" Li Yang changed the subject.
"I said what you just said!" Guan Ling pressed on.
“I told you that if you sit on the ground, your butt will get dirty, numb, and wet…” Li Yang just wouldn’t respond.
"Let go!" Guan Ling was speechless, knowing that she was no match for Li Yang, so she stopped entangled and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.
"Oh, you're squeezing me so comfortably, I forgot!" Li Yang hurriedly loosened his legs, releasing Guan Ling's leg that had been squeezed.
"You're the one who pinched me...you pervert!" Guan Ling cursed, her face flushed with embarrassment. She finally grasped a bit of the essence of Li Yang's words.
"Yes, I'm the one who squeezed you! Do you want to get off the bus?" Li Yang nodded in acknowledgment, looking at Guan Ling, who was still squatting on the ground, with a questioning look.
Guan Ling was extremely embarrassed. She had been so angry with Li Yang that she had been squatting on the ground and had forgotten to get up. She quickly scrambled to her feet, turned around, and bent down to get out of the car.
But as she bent down to get out of the car, her round buttocks still swayed in front of Li Yang's eyes.
"Hmm, although it's not very big, it's very perky and round, with a nice butt shape. It has potential!" Li Yang thought, stroking his chin.
"Li Yang... why aren't you coming down yet?" Lin Feng called from outside.
"Oh, I'll be right there!" Li Yang hurriedly got out of the car and rushed to the restaurant entrance. It was a bit far from Pei Shiqun's restaurant, so this time, Li Yang chose a more upscale restaurant near his home.
It's quite unique, especially the fish dishes, such as sauerkraut fish and charcoal pot fish, which are very distinctive and flavorful. It's a popular restaurant. Li Yang also likes it here.
"A few cold dishes, please, one serving each of charcoal-pot fish and pickled fish..." Li Yang said to the waiter. He also requested a private room.
The four of them sat down in the private room. Lin Feng and the police officer sat together. Guan Ling had already sat down, but when she saw Li Yang sitting next to her, she snorted and said, "Sit over there. I don't sit next to lewd people!"
Chapter 652: Elephant, your trunk is so long!
"Me, promiscuous? What's your basis for saying that?" Li Yang retorted, plopping down on the floor.
"Based on what? You still want me to know what based on what? What were you doing just now?" Guan Ling was too embarrassed to talk about what happened in the car, so she could only say this.
"What were you doing just now?" Lin Feng asked curiously.
"Don't say it!" Guan Ling interrupted Li Yang as he was about to speak, warning him.
“She won’t let me say it!” Li Yang shrugged.
"You two have secrets?" Lin Feng's eyes suddenly became ambiguous as he scanned the two of them.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I have absolutely nothing to do with him." Guan Ling was extremely embarrassed, annoyed, and anxious, and very angry about Li Yang and Lin Feng's behavior.
"Oh, then why don't you let him say it?" Lin Feng was also a man, over thirty years old, and full of mischief. He cooperated with Li Yang to tease Guan Ling.