"No name?" Zhao Ran asked.
"What's the point of having a name? It's my own song, I'll just sing it as long as I feel comfortable!" Li Yang said proudly.
“That makes sense. Why bother with all that?” Zhao Ran nodded in agreement with Li Yang’s point of view.
"That's right, let me ask you a riddle! What do you do if you have an unplanned pregnancy?" Li Yang said with a mischievous smile.
"Huh? What should I do?" Zhao Ran asked fearfully. She had heard that abortion was very painful and childbirth was very painful, so she was a little afraid to try it.
“Get rid of the child and keep going! Hahaha…” Li Yang laughed loudly, in a very lewd manner.
"Oh dear, you're so mean. But wouldn't that be too cruel!" Zhao Ran said, frowning.
"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously!" Li Yang explained.
"Yes!" Zhao Ran nodded.
"Your grades are pretty good now!" Li Yang asked.
"Not bad. I can stay in the top ten of the grade!" Zhao Ran said.
"That's good. Your English must be very good then!" Li Yang asked.
"Hmm, more like it!" Zhao Ran said reservedly. Actually, many girls are quite good at English; girls generally have a natural talent for languages, giving them an advantage over boys.
"Can you make a sentence using ABCDEFJ?" Li Yang asked another very bad question.
"Huh? How do you make a sentence out of this?" Zhao Ran was dumbfounded. It was so long, how could he make a sentence out of it?
“I’ll teach you. Okay, A, huh? And a big B, push it in like a C, whose kid isn’t wearing an EF and is showing a little JJ! Hehe… How about that?” Li Yang finished speaking and laughed smugly, his eyes lingering on Zhao Ran’s chest.
"Huh? This is allowed? You're so naughty!" Zhao Ran was both amused and exasperated, but still laughed, repeatedly punching Li Yang. This guy is so wicked.
"Beep beep beep beep..."
The sound of a QQ message arrived. Li Yang listened for a moment and knew it wasn't his.
"Your information!" Li Yang reminded Zhao Ran.
"Oh." Zhao Ran hurriedly took out his phone to check. Nowadays, using mobile phones to access the internet is very common; reading novels and using QQ are very casual and popular.
"Oh, it seems to be a classmate or friend of mine asking why I'm not going home tonight! Is something wrong?" Zhao Ran felt good and touched after reading the message; it felt so good to be cared for.
"Then your friend is not bad!" Li Yang nodded.
"Mm," Zhao Ran said in a good mood.
"Is she Princess Taiping?" Li Yang asked with a squinting smile.
"Princess Taiping? What is that?" Zhao Ran asked, puzzled.
"It's just that her breasts are very small, like Wangzai steamed buns?" Li Yang said, staring at Zhao Ran's trembling large breasts.
"Huh? How did you know?" Zhao Ran was very surprised.
"Look at her QQ signature," Li Yang chuckled, glancing at it. A rather unique signature: "I'm flat-chested and proud, I'm saving fabric for the country!"
"Hahaha... I knew it! How do you know she has small breasts if you've never even seen her? Whenever any of us flirt with her, we just say she's going into the bathroom to take a shower, and they always kick her out because she doesn't take her pants off, so no one can tell she's a woman!" Zhao Ran couldn't help but laugh sinisterly.
Chapter 683: Xiao Lan, open the door for me!
"So you have such a gorgeous sister! When are you going to introduce her to everyone?" Li Yang said with amusement.
"No way." Zhao Ran immediately shook his head.
"Why?" Li Yang asked, puzzled.
"What do you want? What are you after getting to know her?" Zhao Ran glared at Li Yang.
"What ulterior motive could I possibly have? Aren't I your friend? What's wrong with me getting to know you?" Li Yang was somewhat speechless. Was he really that bad that even Zhao Ran suspected him of having ulterior motives?
"You really just want to get to know him?" Zhao Ran looked at Li Yang uncertainly.
"I really just want to get to know what it's like to have a man's upper body and a woman's lower body!" Li Yang earnestly assured him.
"Oh. Let's talk about it when we have the chance!" Zhao Ran still hesitated for a moment, not immediately agreeing to Li Yang's request.
Li Yang stopped pressuring, knowing his reputation was utterly ruined. Who told him to seduce so many beautiful girls? Even a good person would be accused of being lecherous and shameless. He had given his heart to each of them, but no one cared. They only saw him with women on one side and two on the other, juggling multiple relationships.
Their car sped along for over ten minutes at an astonishing speed. With few vehicles around at night, he completely ignored the diligent security cameras and drove straight to the entrance of Wang Ting's residential compound.
The security guard was fast asleep, his snoring could be heard from afar. I don't know how someone like that became a security guard. Isn't he just giving the thieves a heads-up, saying, "I'm asleep, you can move in now?"
"Bang bang bang..."
Li Yang honked the horn loudly, and the car headlights shone directly into the guardhouse, making it impossible for people to open their eyes.
"If you make such a scene, will he let us in? Won't we alert him?" Zhao Ran looked at Li Yang with concern.
As soon as Zhao Ran finished speaking, the electric gate slowly opened, and a sleepy-eyed head peeked out from the open window of the guardhouse. It only blinked briefly, not even glancing at them. Li Yang even doubted whether the head was fully open, so he quickly retreated back inside, ignoring them completely.
"How can there be such a security guard? He's so irresponsible!" Zhao Ran said angrily. It's because there are so many irresponsible people like this that social morality is deteriorating.
"Isn't this convenient for us? Actually, this is the case in many residential areas, you don't need to make a fuss. They're just doing their jobs, making a living. Besides, there's such a large flow of people coming and going in the community, and our car is a luxury car, these lowly security guards can't afford to offend us. They wouldn't dare to question us, otherwise, those heartless guys who drive luxury cars would think we've insulted their status and made them lose face. One phone call and they'd be fired, losing their jobs to earn a living. Do you think they'd still dare to check passing luxury cars? Besides, look at this piece of paper on our car window, it's not ordinary. There are only a few of these in the entire Jiangdong City. It's called a special pass, it's valid everywhere in Jiangdong City. Wherever our car goes, people have to give way, even traffic police will salute and give way. Don't force them, you have to learn to compromise in life! That's what maturity is!" Li Yang explained earnestly to Zhao Ran, while the car had already driven into the community and stopped in front of an apartment building.
"Let's get out of the car. Wang Ting's hideout is in this apartment building. It's where one of his mistresses lives. According to intelligence, he'll be spending the night here too! Let's go up and disturb his sweet dreams!" Li Yang pulled Zhao Ran's smooth little hand and walked to the front of the apartment building.
Upon seeing the electronic security door, Li Yang didn't press the button for the specific apartment number. Instead, he waved his hand and pressed all the buttons. A moment later, several people responded and opened the door.