"Stop pretending. I told you, don't do it, but you insisted!" Tian Liang scolded, exasperated. He'd taken care of so many powerful underworld bosses, what could a little kid like you possibly do? Did you really think you were some kind of Ultraman with your underwear on the outside?!
"I... I'm going to do it... I like Zhao Ran!" Even in this state, Zhou Ping still insisted on his unrequited love for Zhao Ran, which made Li Yang somewhat admire him. However, Li Yang knew that this kid was destined to be a tragic figure, because Zhao Ran had always loved him.
"Tragic guy. Let me tell you, Zhao Ran will never like you. But I'm warning you, don't try to be like Yin Zhiping, otherwise, I'm not the Condor Hero, I won't let you die so gloriously, I'll castrate you, slice up your thing and soak it in wine to drink, and then I'll have sex with your sister and your whole family's mother in front of you, making you suffer unbearable pain... Understand?" Li Yang saw that this kid was a bit lustful, and had been holding back for too long and had become a pervert. He couldn't let him get desperate, so he had to give him a warning beforehand.
"My affairs are none of your business!" Zhou Ping said fiercely. His eyes were fixed on Li Yang like a lecherous man seeing a pretty girl.
"Very good, very good. Tian Liang, keep an eye on your little brother. I'm leaving now!" Li Yang nodded, waved, and left.
"Zhou Ping, are you crazy?" Tian Liang shouted angrily at Zhou Ping after Li Yang had walked away.
"So what if I like Zhao Ran? Am I wrong? Ever since the day she sang on stage, I have fallen completely in love with her, and I will only love her for the rest of my life!" Zhou Ping retorted to Tian Liang with great excitement, showing no remorse for his actions.
"You're insane! You're a complete madman! You're beyond saving! Let me tell you, from now on, it's you and I'm me. We have absolutely nothing to do with each other anymore. I can't stand you!" Seeing that he was stubborn and beyond help, Tian Liang had no choice but to draw a line, lest he be dragged into it if Li Yang ruined him.
"Tian Liang! You may be afraid of him, but I'm not! Let me tell you, no matter what it takes, I will get her!" Zhou Ping roared from behind Tian Liang.
"Sabi, I hope you turn to ashes soon and be sent to the countryside as fertilizer!" Tian Liang muttered as he walked away without looking back.
Li Yang arrived at the school gate and returned to his car. He took out his phone and gave Lei Xin an order: have his two brothers teach Zhou Ping a lesson when they had time, preferably by sodomizing him and making him suffer lifelong humiliation, so he'd never dare pursue Zhao Ran again. Damn it, you dare to have impure thoughts about my woman? Don't you know you can't touch a tiger's butt?
"Slap slap..."
"What? Why are you out here? Weren't you comfortable hiding in that dark corner?" Li Yang's car door was opened, and that bastard Shura sneaked in with a lewd smile on his face.
"I'm not hiding anymore. I have two pieces of news, one bad and one so-so. Which one do you want to hear first?" Shura said mysteriously.
"Damn it, isn't there a single good news?" Li Yang said dejectedly.
"No!" Shura shook his head.
"Alright then, let's talk about the one that's neither good nor bad first. Not too exciting!" Li Yang had no choice but to make the painful decision.
"The good news is that DARK spotted that bastard Zhugan at the entrance of the police station. It looks like he's scouting the area and might be planning to take action against the police station!" Shura grabbed a bottle of purified water from the car and gulped it down before speaking.
"He dares to directly attack the police station?" Li Yang asked in surprise.
"That bastard is a madman, he'll do anything! He once slept with the wife of the Minister of Public Security of a European country! That country is still after him! But he still goes to that country to pick up girls, and when he's in the mood, he'll visit that minister's wife again. That minister can't do anything about him, he can only grit his teeth and wear a green hat!" Shura recounted the glorious deeds of Bamboo Pole.
"Wow, that's impressive. Looks like that minister's wife is the mole?" Li Yang said with amusement.
"Li Yang, you're practically a giant version of Conan, a real-life Sherlock Holmes! You've hit the nail on the head!" Shura flattered.
"Go to hell! Don't give me that! That bastard Zhugan is a world-class expert, but if the minister's wife is fully committed to cooperating with her husband, it's not impossible for her to catch Zhugan, who's eating twice-cooked pork. Unless that woman is working with Zhugan from the inside!" Li Yang analyzed smugly.
"Yeah, you don't know, that woman was incredibly seductive, tall and strong, only someone like Bamboo Pole could handle her!" Shura said fearfully, his face showing lingering fear.
"Looks like you're scared of being ridden by European women!" Li Yang said with a wicked grin.
"Yeah—ah! What? What did I say? Do you want to hear some bad news?" Shura almost jumped up, knocking the car roof off, staring intently at Li Yang. Clearly, Li Yang had just revealed some of his deepest secrets.
"Listen. Of course I want to hear it. Tell me quickly!" Li Yang suppressed a laugh and urged Xiu Luo to continue relaying the message. Because after he destroyed Qiu Luan, he knew a storm was coming, so he had already made preparations.
The plan was to have Card God track Bamboo Pole down to see what he was up to and what his intentions were. Meanwhile, Dark was to stake out the police station, watching for any potential attacks and helping the police exterminate the pests. Shura remained by his side, providing protection.
"The bad news is that Card God discovered that Bamboo Pole went to Qiu Shi's house!" Shura's eyes turned lewd because he was really envious of that grandson Bamboo Pole. He had played with countless women in his life and lived a very comfortable life.
"Went to Qiu Shi's house? So what? I knew long ago that the Qiu family was cooperating with the Fan family, so it's normal for Zhu Gan to go to Qiu Shi's house!" Li Yang didn't grasp the key point of the problem and didn't understand why Shura's eyes suddenly became so lewd. Could it be that this kid was getting restless?
"So what? Normal? Normal my ass! Let me tell you, Qiu Shi only goes back to that apartment a few times a month. Only one person lives there long-term!" Xiu Luo immediately became dissatisfied. Damn it, Li Yang was belittling his information and analytical abilities. He couldn't stand it anymore!
"Who is it?" Li Yang felt that this was the key to the problem, so he asked.
"Qiu Shi's wife! His first wife!" Shura said, squinting.
"Holy crap! I get it now. So that explains why you suddenly had that lewd look on your face!" Li Yang understood what Shura meant. Clearly, Zhu Gan had sneaked into that apartment to mess with Qiu Shi's wife, giving Qiu Shi a huge cuckold's horns.
Chapter 690: Buying Gifts
"I said, this is good news, why do you say it's neither good nor bad news?" Li Yang was a little puzzled. He should be happy that Qiu Shi was being cuckolded, even though he wasn't the one who put the cuckold on him, so he was a little disappointed.
"This is good news. But the next thing is not!" Shura said expressionlessly.
"Damn it. Tell me!" Li Yang glared at him. Who taught this kid to be so mysterious all the time?
"He went there in Qiu Shi's car." Xiu Luo looked at Qiu Shi with disdain, utterly despising him as a bastard who ate shit and cowardly offered his wife up for others to play with. He was a complete scoundrel.
"You mean, Qiu Shi hired Zhu Gan to seduce his wife?" Li Yang was also surprised, and at the same time began to admire Qiu Shi. He really couldn't do something so audacious. Only a man as amazing as Qiu Shi could do that.
"Definitely. Otherwise, Bamboo Pole would never act in broad daylight; he always sneaks into people's beds at night to have his way with them!" Shura had done some research on Bamboo Pole and greatly admired this lecherous and shameless guy. However, he also knew his modus operandi very well: he would sneak into people's beds in the middle of the night, pretend to be their husband, and have sex with their wives until the wives were in ecstasy. By the time they realized he wasn't their man, he had already taken them all, and they would gradually become addicted to his advances, controlled by his methods, and unable to forget him.
"This style suits him! You mean Qiu Shi has completely surrendered to the Fan family, no longer adhering to principles or having any bottom line, right? Planning to have a crazy fight with us?" Li Yang finally grasped the key to the problem. Shura breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, "Li Yang, you've always been so smart, what's wrong with you today?" Little did he know that Li Yang had another problem that was difficult to solve today, and his attention was completely out of focus because he had just received a message.
"Yes!" Shura nodded in agreement with Li Yang's speculation.
"Okay, I got it. Is there anything else?" Li Yang acted as if nothing was wrong and was eager to leave, which made Shura extremely annoyed. Damn it, isn't this just discarding someone after they've served their purpose?
"It's alright!" Shura said dejectedly.
"Then get off the bus quickly!" Li Yang bluntly told them to hurry up and leave.
"Damn it, I'm not going down!" Shura was extremely aggrieved, stubbornly refusing to go down.
"Are you going to come down or not?" Li Yang asked expressionlessly.
"No!"
"If you don't get out, I will. Remember to drive the car back!" Li Yang pushed open the car door and got out.