"I'm a man, I don't cook." Li Yang crossed his legs and lay back on the cushion. With two women around, if he were to go into the kitchen, he'd really be a disgrace.
"Are you going or not?" Sun Weirui asked angrily.
“I’m not going!” Li Yang said directly.
"I can't cook. I can only make instant noodles!" Sun Weirui rolled her eyes and said helplessly.
"I... I know how to pick vegetables!" Fang Kexin said cautiously.
"What?" Li Yang jumped up. My God, these two rich young ladies really don't know how to do housework at all? They don't know how to cook? What a tragedy! What a tragedy!
"We can't cook!" Sun Weirui seemed somewhat embarrassed and angry, her big eyes wide open, but her face and ears were flushed with shame.
"Oh. So you usually buy your meals?" Li Yang asked a really stupid question.
"And what do you think?" Sun Weirui rolled her eyes and said speechlessly.
"Do you know what restaurant disease is?" Li Yang asked.
"I don't know!" The two shook their heads simultaneously.
"People who eat at restaurants all the time often develop all sorts of strange health problems after middle age. It's all because of the food they eat at restaurants. Because restaurants only focus on good taste and don't pay attention to health issues, they put in excessive amounts of MSG and other seasonings. Over the years, these accumulate in the body and reach a certain level that the body can't metabolize or handle, leading to various diseases. There's basically no good treatment. That's called 'restaurant disease'!" Li Yang explained in one breath.
"What should we do then?" Fang Kexin asked in alarm and great anxiety.
“It’s simple. You’re not short of money—so forget it, I’ll hire a nanny for you. She’ll just be responsible for your three meals a day. All the grains and vegetables will be freshly selected from the market, and we can also pay attention to the seasonings. That will solve your food problem, right?” Li Yang said casually.
"You're right. We could have just hired a nanny. Why didn't I think of that!" Sun Weirui said, annoyed.
"Because your breasts are too big!" Li Yang said, staring lecherously at Sun Weirui's enormous breasts.
"Go to hell!" Sun Weirui raised her leg to kick Li Yang, but Li Yang grabbed it and pulled her slightly, causing Sun Weirui to lose her balance and fall to the ground.
"Ah—" she exclaimed in alarm, because her legs were under Li Yang's control and she couldn't break free, so she couldn't control her falling.
Li Yang moved his body and pulled again, and Sun Weirui fell into his arms. By sheer coincidence, her round and perky buttocks landed right in Li Yang's crotch. What pressure!
"Oh my god!" Li Yang's eyes widened instantly, feeling a surge of adrenaline. The pressure was immense. He reacted immediately.
Sun Weirui naturally felt she was the first to be affected. Her eyes widened instantly, her cheeks flushed red, and she jumped up as if her pants were on fire, pointing at Li Yang anxiously and saying, "You, you, you pervert!"
"I saved you and you still call me a hooligan. Is there no justice in this world?" Li Yang said miserably.
"Yes, Sister Weirui, Brother Li Yang clearly saved you, otherwise your bottom would definitely have been split in three!" Fang Kexin was also very nervous, and she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Sun Weirui was fine.
"What do you know! All you do is defend him, you infatuated fool!" Sun Weirui was truly speechless with bitterness and was quite angry. She glared fiercely at Li Yang, but there was nothing she could do about Fang Kexin, this infatuated fool.
"Alright, as your man, I'll do my part. I'll go buy groceries and cook for you. Do you have any cooking utensils?" Li Yang stood up and clapped his hands as he spoke. Walking into the kitchen and seeing the brand-new set of utensils, he shook his head. What a waste!
"I'll go shopping with you!" Fang Kexin volunteered.
“Okay, no problem. Buy more of what you like to eat,” Li Yang nodded.
"Mmm!" Fang Kexin said happily. The two were about to go out to buy things when Sun Weirui complained, "I want to go too! Why can't I go?"
"I didn't say you couldn't go, let's go together!" Li Yang said with a smile.
"You pervert!" Sun Weirui muttered as she saw Li Yang peeking at her chest.
"Sister, why do you always say that Brother Li Yang is a hooligan?" Fang Kexin asked, puzzled.
“He’s a scoundrel!” Sun Weirui sneered, offering no further explanation.
"There has to be a reason, right?" Fang Kexin said with dissatisfaction.
"Has he touched you?" Sun Weirui, pressed by the question, shifted the focus to Fang Kexin.
"Ah? This... I..." Fang Kexin blushed instantly, unsure how to answer. She knew that Li Yang had just secretly touched her shoulder.
“That’s it. Isn’t he a rogue enough?” Sun Weirui said smugly.
"But I like him, and he likes me too. It seems normal to touch him, right?" Fang Kexin said softly.
"What? What did you say?" Sun Weirui almost jumped up. What was this girl thinking?
"Alright, alright, let's go buy groceries, stop arguing!" Li Yang hurriedly stepped in to smooth things over, pulling the two women downstairs.
There was a farmers market near where the two of them lived. Almost every residential area has such a place nearby, or at least a few supermarkets or similar places where people can buy things.
The three of them came downstairs in high spirits, but as soon as they reached the bottom of the stairs, Li Yang and Sun Weirui stopped in their tracks.
"Why did you stop?" Fang Kexin asked curiously.
Following their gaze, they saw a male animal squatting at the bottom of the stairs on the first floor.
Fang Kexin didn't understand what was going on. She hadn't come down earlier, and this was Sun Weirui's suitor.
"What's wrong? It's just someone," Fang Kexin said with amusement.
“Not even human!” Sun Weirui sneered.
"If it's not human, then what is it?" Fang Kexin asked, puzzled.
"He's a beast!" Li Yang added insult to injury.
Hearing their commotion, the guy crouching at the stairwell jumped up, turned around, and looked at them. His eyes lit up, staring straight at Sun Weirui. But when he saw Li Yang next to her, his face turned green, and he shouted, "I finally understand! You were lying to me! You were just lying to me! Those two aren't lesbians!"
“Those two are your mothers, and I’m your father—Pah! How could I have such a good-for-nothing son like you? You’re a piece of shit!” Li Yang cursed disdainfully.