La plus chaotique de l'histoire

Chapitre 1

===Chapter 1===

An alternate plane.

Ma Xiaoniu, 32 years old, from Huimian County, Dragon Kingdom, is one of countless ordinary people in Dragon Kingdom. He is a teacher, with a mundane job and an uneventful life.

Ma Xiaoniu has a quiet and easygoing personality; in today's terms, he's a typical homebody. However, Ma Xiaoniu harbors a very chuunibyou (delusional) dream: to be a chivalrous knight-errant who fights for justice and eliminates evil, and a knight-errant who appears and disappears without a trace. Of course, this chuunibyou dream can only remain a figment of his imagination.

Of course, the world is a strange place. You never know what will happen next.

The rain poured down, accompanied by lightning and thunder.

I got off work at five in the afternoon. It wasn't late, but in this kind of weather, the whole world seemed to darken. Rain dripped down around the black umbrella, like a curtain of water.

"Click..."

A flash of lightning illuminated the world, then went dark.

"Splash, splash," the rainwater was already ankle-deep, making a splashing sound with every step. The distance from school to home was about four or five li (approximately 2.5-2.5 kilometers). The road was paved with cement, but it hadn't been repaired in a long time and looked rather dilapidated. On both sides of the road were the common rural irrigation ditches, shallow and now filled with water. In the gloomy sky, the road and the ditches were almost indistinguishable. Fortunately, Ma Xiaoniu knew the terrain well and could walk back with his eyes closed.

The village was small and somewhat dilapidated. If it weren't for the barking of dogs coming from within, it would have looked like a ghost village in the dim light.

At the village entrance stands a large, crooked locust tree with a wide canopy and several tree stumps at its base. Several old men from the village often sit there, smoking their pipes and chatting.

"Crack..." Another bolt of lightning.

Ma Xiaoniu, who was wading through the water, suddenly stopped. In the instant when the lightning illuminated the sky and earth, there seemed to be a reflection under the tree, and this reflection was in a small pit under the tree.

Ma Xiaoniu waded through the water to the big tree. Sure enough, there was a small pit under the tree, and inside the pit, there seemed to be something round, with what appeared to be a metallic shell. However, firstly, it was dark, and secondly, the small pit was filled with water, making it difficult to see clearly.

Ma Xiaoniu could only squat down and reach out to grab it. Just as his fingers touched the round object, another bolt of lightning suddenly appeared, and the lightning was aimed directly at the sphere.

With a loud "crack," Ma Xiaoniu saw a flash of white light before losing consciousness.

...

He didn't know how much time had passed, but when Ma Xiaoniu opened his eyes, he was already in a hospital. There was no one around, and a fruit basket sat on a small table beside his bed. An IV drip was attached to his wrist.

Ma Xiaoniu recalled that he had picked up some kind of round ball and was struck by lightning.

"Demon System binding complete. Please silently recite the instructions for further information."

Ma Xiaoniu froze. It seemed like something had just spoken in his head? A demon system? What the hell? And an explanation?

Ma Xiaoniu subconsciously thought of the word "explanation" in his mind.

System Name: Demon System Mission: Cultivate demons and destroy the world. System Usage: The bound user must draw one ability from the Demon Roulette daily and use that ability to complete a system-assigned task. Completion will grant a random reward; failure will result in a random penalty.

What the heck? A demon system? Missions? Ma Xiaoniu instantly snapped out of his daze and understood what was going on. It turned out he'd acquired a system, just like in those online novels. This in itself was a great thing, but the ultimate goal of this demon system was to destroy the world? And he had to do missions every day? Given the nature of this system, the so-called missions were probably going to involve him doing some evil deeds.

Impossible! Even if his profession is teaching, his personality wouldn't allow him to do anything wrong! His dream is to fight crime and uphold justice! Could this be any more outrageous?

"Delete the system!" Ma Xiaoniu gave the order.

"You do not have such permission; the command cannot be completed. Warning: The Demon System is now fully bound. The mission begins immediately. Please extract your abilities."

A dark roulette wheel appeared in his mind, feeling incredibly real, as if it were right before Ma Xiaoniu's eyes, even though it was only in his mind. The dark roulette wheel floated slowly, surrounded by wisps of black smoke, appearing mysterious and menacing.

Damn it, I'm just that stubborn. You think I'll just hit you because you want me to? I'm not going to!

"The Demon System has started its timer. If the bound user does not take action within two minutes, the system will automatically extract information and impose a penalty."

"Is this considered forced buying and selling? I protest!"

"Hey, are you there? Did you hear me? I protest! Don't try to make me give in!"

"I would rather die than surrender!"

"Death can be heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather! It's impossible for me to submit!"

"Hey, speak up! Are you mute?"

...

"Two minutes are up, automatic extraction begins..."

The dark roulette wheel spun rapidly for a moment. Although the wheel was in his mind, Ma Xiaoniu could feel the friction of the air as it spun. Five seconds later, the wheel slowed down and slowly came to a stop. Then, a blood-red light shot out from the center of the wheel.

Without needing any explanation from the system, Ma Xiaoniu already knew what ability he had gained—invisibility.

"The lottery is over. The task is as follows: grab lollipops from the kids. Time: Today only."

"Since the person who registered did not actively participate in the lottery, the punishment begins."

Suddenly, a surge of electricity coursed through his body, and Ma Xiaoniu trembled violently, letting out a pitiful cry.

"ah……"

The ward door was flung open, and a doctor in a white coat rushed in, shouting to the nurses behind him, "Hold him down! Quickly!"

Two beautiful nurses quickly reached out and pressed down on Ma Xiaoniu, but just as their fingers touched him, a surge of electric current coursed through his body, and a sharp pain from the depths of his soul suddenly struck him.

"Ah..." The two nurses trembled instantly, their beautiful hair standing straight up, as if they had switched to vibrate mode.

The doctor in the white coat instantly changed color; it was clearly a symptom of electric shock. He immediately circled the bed but found no electrical wires or similar objects.

Could the electrical leak be located beneath the patient?

The doctor in the white coat grabbed a plastic broom and used it to forcefully push the two nurses away. Then, he inserted the broom under Ma Xiaoniu and pried him off the bed. The two nurses, having recovered after being separated from him, stared at Ma Xiaoniu with lingering fear, completely bewildered. Ma Xiaoniu, still trembling and screaming after falling off the bed, continued to wail.